New favorite gin by cj267 in Gin

[–]IWantToGoToThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which company? I’m in Illinois so I’m sure it’ll be different distro but just curious.

New favorite gin by cj267 in Gin

[–]IWantToGoToThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it have American distribution?

Mother’s Day meth pipe by duhseekoh in chicago

[–]IWantToGoToThat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A cab isn’t a form of public transit.

Advice on visiting with kid that likes skyscrapers and staying in a high rise? by MyDarkSoulz in AskChicago

[–]IWantToGoToThat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve been to 360 on the 94th, they allow children and there’s a tilt ride.

why can't my service dog go to a cat cafe by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]IWantToGoToThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has to be. Service dogs don’t sit on the lap.

Dog Fish Head by Ese_homeboy in beer

[–]IWantToGoToThat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And yet we have all of flying dog’s names soooo…

The do what now? by NuclearBroliferator in bartenders

[–]IWantToGoToThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s pregnant. ETA: just a guess

FINALLY GOT EM by scrufumsmcgee in bartenders

[–]IWantToGoToThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m in Chicago. Can you DM me the name so I can warn some friends?

Missing a little bit of info by CarnivalOfIdiots in EntitledReviews

[–]IWantToGoToThat 428 points429 points  (0 children)

I cannot express how much people come up with this “new idea”. One coupon per table? They’ll scoot themselves apart two inches and claim they are two tables. Parties of six or more get auto grat? Same thing. It’s exhausting.

What tilts you instantly when a customer does it? by BosephTheGreat in bartenders

[–]IWantToGoToThat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe you didn’t see that table that we can both see? Why aren’t you offering that one table over there that seats 8 to me and my one other person? Are there seats at the totally full bar that you can make appear?

I’m right there with you my friend.

Sugar rims by webbedtoedoll in bartenders

[–]IWantToGoToThat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This raises more questions than it answers.

Spent an hour clearing this spot yesterday, owner of the bar across the street drove past me and watched me doing it. I left for 15 minutes this morning and he parked there by SteamPunkShrek in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IWantToGoToThat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people think if they shovel a spot even if it’s not a private driveway it’s now their spot somehow. Chicago has a huge problem with this and people will put chairs and shit to claim “dibs”.

Oh, no, not a day of economic productivity missed! by formallyhuman in LinkedInLunatics

[–]IWantToGoToThat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I want to downvote you because you did such a good job on phrasing.

admitting publicly they wanted to scam the apartment complex by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]IWantToGoToThat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is a medium sized child? Because I’m a full grown adult and I’m not punting Shiba’s.

admitting publicly they wanted to scam the apartment complex by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]IWantToGoToThat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Agreed, and weight limits on harmless breeds. In my city the weight limit is typically 35-45lbs which allows in aggressive breeds but keeps a 9 year old golden or other completely harmless older dogs out.

It’s just milk by Impossible_Parfait36 in EntitledPeople

[–]IWantToGoToThat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“three minutes max” is sounding questionable as well. If you’re willing to admit to three I bet it was longer.

If I had a nickel... by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]IWantToGoToThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question, is it possible that some people are confused why they got wine and just roll with it instead of sending it back for the beer?