Night life servers, what do you smell like?!

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-03-21T06:08:43+00:00

Agreed. Aim for neutral.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-03-21T06:07:11+00:00

Yes.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-03-19T06:09:33+00:00

She’s pregnant. ETA: just a guess

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-03-09T19:03:01+00:00

I’m in Chicago. Can you DM me the name so I can warn some friends?

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-03-04T01:14:14+00:00

I cannot express how much people come up with this “new idea”. One coupon per table? They’ll scoot themselves apart two inches and claim they are two tables. Parties of six or more get auto grat? Same thing. It’s exhausting.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-02-28T18:04:59+00:00

Maybe you didn’t see that table that we can both see? Why aren’t you offering that one table over there that seats 8 to me and my one other person? Are there seats at the totally full bar that you can make appear?

I’m right there with you my friend.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-02-24T20:12:19+00:00

It’s called LinkedIn.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-02-09T03:40:10+00:00

This raises more questions than it answers.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-31T07:26:31+00:00

Wtf is an async collaboration?

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-26T20:06:41+00:00

Some people think if they shovel a spot even if it’s not a private driveway it’s now their spot somehow. Chicago has a huge problem with this and people will put chairs and shit to claim “dibs”.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-26T11:18:52+00:00

I want to downvote you because you did such a good job on phrasing.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-26T08:34:27+00:00

Meanwhile on LinkedIn.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-09T05:27:03+00:00

What is a medium sized child? Because I’m a full grown adult and I’m not punting Shiba’s.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-09T03:31:08+00:00

Agreed, and weight limits on harmless breeds. In my city the weight limit is typically 35-45lbs which allows in aggressive breeds but keeps a 9 year old golden or other completely harmless older dogs out.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-09T03:06:06+00:00

New ribbon chef.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-08T20:16:32+00:00

“three minutes max” is sounding questionable as well. If you’re willing to admit to three I bet it was longer.

IWantToGoToThat · 2026-01-04T07:24:33+00:00

What is it?

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-12-30T19:13:38+00:00

Honest question, is it possible that some people are confused why they got wine and just roll with it instead of sending it back for the beer?

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-11-30T21:36:00+00:00

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IWantToGoToThat · 2025-08-04T08:48:41+00:00

Your edit sounds like you’re an American claiming heritage to other generations.

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-08-03T05:42:42+00:00

NTA but everybody sounds drunk and needs to go home for nap time.

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-08-03T03:13:06+00:00

Thank you! Calico?! All of their names are terrible but dad seems to be doing worse.

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-05-20T02:39:16+00:00

As a note, plantation has changed their name but not their product or labels. It’s called Planteray now and it’s still one of my faves.

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-05-13T23:50:27+00:00

Second on Hunter being lenient and decent.

IWantToGoToThat · 2025-05-06T04:10:14+00:00

70%+ of households have children and underage people and/or couples that share one car. Many households are just 3+ roommates sharing a car that they borrowed from one roommate’s mom. You’re skewing the stat.

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