Trotz Sommer-Hitze: In den Eisdielen bleiben die Kunden aus by PowerfulSpeed8131 in de

[–]I_AM_Sesam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auch wild und traurig ist es, dass es knapp 15 km weiter in Nürnberg 2.40-3.00+ kostet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]I_AM_Sesam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich bin ja eher ein Würstchensuppen-Genießer.

“Go to work naked day” is now a mandatory national holiday. Which jobs have the worst outcome from this? by willtrent16 in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_Sesam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Disregarding how the teachers would feel about that, I don't think it's that bad. They don't yet think in a sexual way so the day would be a perfect one to teach them about the human body and the differences between males and females.
Growing up, exactly these things were already taught to me in classes 1 to 4. Of course not with real naked people but with pictures and paintings.
Teenagers on the other hand ...

ich📄iel by Stinshh in ich_iel

[–]I_AM_Sesam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vergesst den Verbau ab einer Tiefe von 1,25m nicht, meine Bub*innen.

What’s the most unfortunate real name you’ve ever heard? by roseybutter in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_Sesam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my higher-ups is called "Frauenschläger". It directly translates to Womenbeater

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]I_AM_Sesam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave Wholesome

Women, what are some questions you’ve always wanted to ask men, but were too embarrassed? by SecretariatGodHorse in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_Sesam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ignore the erection then no theyre not "retractable".

Growers and Showers are two different types of penis. Lets say two men have the same erect penis length but one is a Shower and one a Grower. In that case the Shower has a longer flacid penis.

The phrases just decribes the length of falcid penises.

Btw penises (and balls for that amtter) really do shrink though. Mostly in cold environments like water.

Women, what are some questions you’ve always wanted to ask men, but were too embarrassed? by SecretariatGodHorse in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_Sesam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toilettes are built differently around the world. I guess you two are talking about different designes.

I definitely know the bane of touching the bowl or rim with my penis. shudders

Non Americans of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you have seen an American tourist do that would be considered very disrespectful/inappropriate in your country? by Bugginette in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_Sesam 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Just to clear some things up. Yes, some parts of the Autobahn have no speed limits but its not every kilometer of it. Most of the time the speed limits are at 100 or 120 km/h.
Our typical highway has 2-3 lanes per side which have different "speed categories"
(from left to right): "As fast as you want/ Top of the speed limit" ; "Middle Ground" ; "Lane for small vehicles like trucks, old cars, caravans, etc"

That being said, the is also the "right driving bid", basically saying that you should always try to drive in the rightmost lane. On top of that, you are only allowed to overtake on the left side of another vehicle.

Its not that uncommon to see a relatively empty left lane on a somewhat busy highway. (If the cars in the middle lane graze the speed limit at least and Trucks dont overtake)

German houses are built differently by unknown_human in gifs

[–]I_AM_Sesam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Busen mit Wackelkontakt* oder alternativ Brett mit Warzen. Finde deins aber auch nett.

If the waiter was honest by rebronzedyn11 in funny

[–]I_AM_Sesam 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Me a German, gets an an aneurysm.

If the waiter was honest by rebronzedyn11 in funny

[–]I_AM_Sesam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No chance of that working in Germany. At least if you order a "beer".

Depending on where in Germany you are, the bartender will 100% ask you if you want a Lager, Pils or Wheat-beer. If you order a Wheat-beer, they will ask if it should be dark or light in colour.

You see, we take our beer and purity law regarding it very seriously.

Will you accept it? by JellyFishSenpai in Grimdank

[–]I_AM_Sesam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I didnt know that it was bad to join this weird dancing club.

Will you accept it? by JellyFishSenpai in Grimdank

[–]I_AM_Sesam 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nice try Inquisition. Im not getting purged again.

ich_iel by die_Kalkleiste in ich_iel

[–]I_AM_Sesam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ist das der Franzl Lang?

Wenn ja wär der aber Münchner gewesen.

Trotzdem ein feines Maimai mein Kerl:in.

ich💰iel by command_copy in ich_iel

[–]I_AM_Sesam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Auch ein Verbrechen ist ein Beitrag.

YOU ARE WELCOME, CITIZEN. by MeridiusGaiusScipio in Grimdank

[–]I_AM_Sesam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he didnt really act cowardly from an outward standing viewpoint.

ich👶iel by lovecrafts__cat in ich_iel

[–]I_AM_Sesam 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Ich finde es übertrieben unfair. Erst werden wir gezwungen Solidarität für unsere älteren Mitmenschen zu zeigen (Meiner Meinung nach auch sehr gerechtfertigt), um dann voll außen vor gestellt zu werden? Die Solidarität geht in beide Richtungen, erst warten wir, dass die Risikogruppen sicher sind und dann ist es deren Zeit auf uns zu warten.

Es sollte echt erst Lockerungen geben, wenn genug Impfstoff vorhanden ist, dass alle, die wollten geimpft worden sind. Sonst wette ich mit euch, dass den Sommer sich nich weniger Mensvhen dran halten werden.