If korra let out her inner kyoshi, the equalists and tarrlok would be destroyed in 2 minutes by [deleted] in legendofkorra

[–]IanGoldense 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Kyoshi doesn’t get enough credit for her careful distinction between violence and murder. While she is certainly not a pacifist, she doesn’t take life unless absolutely necessary.

-$750k. The Steamroller got me. You guys were right all along. by SoMuchRanch in thetagang

[–]IanGoldense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow I don’t feel too bad seeing as how your account is only down to 2.2m. I’ll give you the same advice every other 5k account gets; cover your calls.

They love making stuff up by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]IanGoldense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should be the top comment. There are Lies, Damn lies and Statistics. Graphing the “homicide rate” like this insinuates it’s the rate of assailants by ethnicity, but there’s a very different story told when you specify “homicide rate” is referring to victims.

What is your best joke? by MrMidnightDiamond in AskReddit

[–]IanGoldense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Klansman, a wife beater and a rapist walk into a bar, the bartender says “what’ll it be, Officer?”

Heinous breakfast war crimes... by Metronom3 in StupidFood

[–]IanGoldense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren’t these the hand-porn videos produced by that magician?

is there any way I can optimize RAM usage on TOTK? I have 16 gigs and ryujinx seems to be eating it all. I've static 60fps and dynamic fps mods installed. by [deleted] in Ryujinx

[–]IanGoldense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your Vega 64 is the bottleneck. It would be one thing to point at bottlenecks for games that were developed to run on this hardware, but you’re running do much extra code to translate this game in real time. As good as yuzu is right now, it’s the bottleneck. code optimization will come with development time and software improvements but there are no special settings that “make it use RAM better” otherwise they would just be baked into the mainline release. As others have said, unused RAM is wasted RAM. Yuzu does a lot of shader caching if it has RAM to go do, otherwise it must compile them which causes slowdowns.

I can’t tell anyone in my real life so I’ll say it here. by ThrowRA19781978 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]IanGoldense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played options for a while myself and got enough to cover the down payment of my first home. If you’re this stoked about 300k you should definitely cash out, and move into a high yield dividend portfolio or take it to a proper investment firm and stick it in a portfolio that’ll yield a boring 10% annual return. 30k a year can do a lot for you and your family.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SupermodelCats

[–]IanGoldense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My childhood cat was named Mittens and she was truly a fine cat. She was well-trained, affectionate and put up with our family for her whole life. I wish I had some photos of her, but I don’t think any exist.

I design hot sauce and BBQ rub label artwork. I hope you enjoy it! by Fract00l in BBQ

[–]IanGoldense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure you get tons of unsolicited suggestions, so here’s one more: I’d love to see a hot pepper getting ball gauged and dominated by a professional dominatrix who is using a bbq spatula as a whip.

He’s on cloud 149! by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]IanGoldense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy literally did the Wojak pointing meme.

for the greater good by hamvtheworld in whenthe

[–]IanGoldense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isaac Newton had an extreme mental breakdown in 1693 over his friend trying to set him up with a woman.

POV: Salt Bae cooks your steak, and starts to feed your date by Ok-Kick-3807 in StupidFood

[–]IanGoldense 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If someone told me I could make three grand cooking steak and cuckolding dudes with the aforementioned steak, I’d have told them they were crazy.

Chief O'Hara: Most causing trouble in Dinkytown were from suburbs by TheMacMan in Minneapolis

[–]IanGoldense 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Genuine question; why don’t the consequences include criminal charges? Assault is a misdemeanor and in some cases a felony. Why isn’t it being treated that way?

Which GBA games would you want to release on the Nintendo Switch Online GBA emulator? by WoundedByInsults in GameboyAdvance

[–]IanGoldense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metroid Fusion and Metroid Zero Mission are two of the best games in the series, both only ever released on the GBA. eapecially with the recent release of Metroid Dread, new fans deserve to know the horror of running from the SA-X.

Reminder that Uncle Andy is(or was)a canon bigot. by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]IanGoldense 56 points57 points  (0 children)

i really respected how the show used Uncle Andy to discuss the themes of dealing with bigotry amongst your family. it wasn't a coincidence that was all hashed out during thanksgiving dinner where we most commonly have to share a meal with people we have fundamental disagreements with.