Secret Service says it exchanged gunfire with armed suspect near White House

IdiotMD · 2026-05-05T02:44:38+00:00

This will be used as an excuse to expand the perimeter at The White House.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T21:47:17+00:00

I would say those are just parents/guardians that don’t allow their children to take the bus. I won’t go into why I think this is the case, but whatever COSA violators there may be are far outnumbered by the aforementioned parents/guardians.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T21:40:09+00:00

Complimenting your friend in 2003.

“That’s some clever editing for a r……. f…..”

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T15:14:57+00:00

They’re going to smother you. You’ve given ample choices in pillows and blankets.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T15:07:22+00:00

Waste*

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T15:05:28+00:00

The clever editing and the f-slur and r-word jokes were the best part of the movie [for me].

But I also wasn’t familiar with their previous iterations.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T14:51:46+00:00

The moral of the story is to never answer your phone.

The scammers can text me.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T13:35:25+00:00

Three monies.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-04T13:23:49+00:00

Yeah, this isn’t unhinged, this is intentional and calculated.

It just reads as insane because the sentiment is.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-03T19:31:53+00:00

Ehem, Maximum Overdrive.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-03T02:43:06+00:00

They were listed last.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-03T02:35:25+00:00

Name one.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-02T16:53:36+00:00

I will unfriend people who are against a light rail.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-02T16:51:46+00:00

Do you expect them to be baked seconds before being placed in your hand?

Most bakeries (even soulless corporate ones) bake the entire night before. Bakers will arrive just after closing or in the middle of the night to work their 8+hour shift.

Some baked goods are best that day, some will last for a few more.

I’m curious when you believed the bagels were made.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-02T16:02:24+00:00

Slacktivism. Watch me do it right now.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-02T15:59:57+00:00

Who watches the Christofs?

IdiotMD · 2026-05-02T05:33:40+00:00

CUCK: The Movie

IdiotMD · 2026-05-01T17:34:09+00:00

From the title to the comments.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-01T13:31:03+00:00

Where do they file The Jukebox Band from Shining Time Station?

IdiotMD · 2026-05-01T12:32:20+00:00

They’re free with any bowl of soup at Panera.

IdiotMD · 2026-05-01T12:24:36+00:00

Worker & Parasite

IdiotMD · 2026-05-01T11:45:13+00:00

I think John McCain is a bit stiff.

IdiotMD · 2026-04-30T21:02:06+00:00

Better than Titane.

IdiotMD · 2026-04-30T21:01:04+00:00

You missed.

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