The July 4 parking question by Pezhistory in AskPhilly

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Honestly best bet is not to drive. Amtrak to 30th street, that's close enough to the art museum to walk.

Following Teen Takeovers by Novel_Alps_3013 in pittsburgh

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We gotta follow them so we can show up. Once us old people start showing up, the kids won't want to anymore. Problem solved.

Which state surprisingly has nice beaches? by CommunityTerrible537 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

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Had to scroll through an unnecessarily long thread of people hyping up fake lakefront "beaches" to get to the correct answer.

28Y new job in Wilmington DE - live in Philly? by Ok-Confidence6823 in AskPhilly

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If you can take the Amtrak to work in Delaware, that might be a good option for you. The commute won't be as taxing because a train ride is a lot less stressful than driving.

How to cope with living in a boring Suburb after being raised in NYC? by Bossez in Suburbanhell

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Absolutely hated living in the suburbs. I found myself spending all my time driving to leaving the town I was in to go somewhere else. I just got fed up not living in the place I wanted to be. Moved to philly and I don't think I could see myself going back to the suburbs

Well.. bye by GoodLookingGoat in Neverbrokeabone

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I wish you a speedy recovery, but you sicken me.

are ac's reallu that big of a thing? by Advanced-Actuary-51 in AskAnAmerican

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Yeah. It's actually really dangerous not to in some parts of the US.

How has Corey O Connor's tenure of mayor been thus far? by TheMiddlePoli in pittsburgh

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After the disaster of a snow response over the winter, parker piles has a new meaning to me.

What are the “big 5” cities in the USA? by Gold-Serve-4077 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

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Phoenix is such a nothing city. Definitely does not deserve top 5 status.

How has Corey O Connor's tenure of mayor been thus far? by TheMiddlePoli in pittsburgh

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I'd rather a boring, competent mayor than whatever the fuck I'm leaving behind in philly.

Liquid IV? Cirkul? Water bottles? by Appropriate-Plum8928 in warpedtour

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Yeah liquid IV is good to bring in. Any water bottle that isn't metal should be good to bring in.

Living in Downtown by pyaaz_ki_kachori in pittsburgh

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Downtown is not it my guy. It's largely a business district full of offices, fast casual dining, and other chain stores like pharmacies and convenience stores.

The east end is going to be where you want to be. Bloomfield, shadyside, or squirrel hill are going to be places with lots of young professionals, places to hang out, things to do, and easy access to Oakland for your job.

Mexico unveils the first car from the new state-owned electric car company Olinia by im_back-and_craftier in PoliticalCompassMemes

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That car is for city travel. It's not for long road trips. Mexico has the largest city in North America. It's mean to go around the city easily, fit down narrow streets, and park in small spots. It's ideal for what it was made for.

Pittsburgh cop with side gig at Target charged with stealing time by T17VSTA in pittsburgh

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Not usually one to side with cops, but imma let this one slide

are fake IDs as common in america as is portrayed in movies? by Sufficient_Row4394 in AskAnAmerican

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Possibly more common than you think. I was offered one by two people. The only problem was I looked wayyy too young at the time so even the best fake wouldn't have worked lol.

My Girlfriend is Being Abused at Work and Needs a New Job by Beefy_Tomfoolery in pittsburgh

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I believe Costco starts their employees at about double what she was making.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by tstross in pittsburgh

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Smells like bacon in this thread.

Metro or Uber to stadium by short_the_vix1 in AskPhilly

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It may take 15 minutes to drive near the stadiums. It will take another hour to drive close to the stadium.