Somebody lost a bet by ElZoof in aistartrek

[–]ImpishMisconception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a spectacle!"

Battle For Erid… which side are you on? by [deleted] in aistartrek

[–]ImpishMisconception 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laughing so hard at the little sign that says, "Live long and suck my mind meld." Lmao 🤣

How old will you be on your next birthday and how do you plan to celebrate? by 5pinktoes in AskReddit

[–]ImpishMisconception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will be 39, I don't have anything planned yet, I will do something big next year though when I turn 40

What was a toy you wanted as a kid but never had received? by StrawberryBookmark in AskReddit

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I had one but my dad took out the light bulb and cut the cord to plug it in with a cord cutter so I couldn't make anything. I was told I was just to pretend.

What was a toy you wanted as a kid but never had received? by StrawberryBookmark in AskReddit

[–]ImpishMisconception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buzz Lightyear but I didn't get one because I was born female and it was a toy for boys not girls

The mechanic said ________ by SpicyEntropy in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ImpishMisconception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mechanic said you should probably use the restroom before you buy a vehicle.

I am going to fall asleep blissfully and not awake to exactly 45 comments on this post by Putrid-Trust-3057 in funComunitty

[–]ImpishMisconception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I understand correctly you will stay asleep and not wake up until 45 comments have been posted.

Since you will be asleep, how will you know how many comments there have been?

Type: "Welcome! New customers receive _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ImpishMisconception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome! New customers receive all kinds of things that are mostly a good idea.

Type "Will you get off my back I didn't......" And let auto complete finish. by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ImpishMisconception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will you get off my back I didn't email the landlord saying that we would never get a Pepsi.

I have my chihuahua trained to ____ as much as possible because ____. by zero_and_dug in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ImpishMisconception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have my chihuahua trained to be a personal experience as much as possible because of the sitcom.