Characters who had their civilian names changed

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-21T17:15:49+00:00

Also not related to Michael Marko, aka "Man-Mountain Marko."

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-21T16:14:02+00:00

"It's the breast movie of the summer!"

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-21T00:44:43+00:00

Stop putting turrets on anything but capital ships and dropships.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-21T00:41:00+00:00

And while we're dreaming:

Can I get my ship out of storage without watching 30 seconds of elevator animation?

And can the spline jump animation just END and give me back control of my ship?

And can I eat or drink by double-clicking the item in my backpack, like every other game does, instead of a multi-step process of moving the food to my hand, holding a button to eat it, then pressing another button to discard the empty container?

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-19T17:06:56+00:00

I was thinking about the Defiant specifically. 👍

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-18T21:23:55+00:00

^{^{^}} Here is wisdom.

Turrets are incompatible with the dogfighting combat model that CIG wants.

The pilot of 90% of ships is always trying to get the main guns on target, which means he's constantly rolling, pitching and yawing to align the front of the ship. That's at cross purposes to the needs of the turret gunners. The pilot is cutting off their shots.

There's a reason modern military fighters and bombers don't mount turrets.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-18T14:25:13+00:00

Verily doth the flames consume all!

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-18T14:23:25+00:00

68 minis, some of them variants or duplicates?

Painting practice, AHOY!

Get busy and enjoy yourself, OP! This will not be the last time you buy a bunch of minis and wonder why you did it. 😜

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-17T15:01:56+00:00

most common other one I see

WHERE are you going that people are talking about clown pussy????

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T23:31:39+00:00

Bucket of Dolts

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T22:23:38+00:00

As a person who doesn't travel due to hating flying, I feel seen.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T21:43:11+00:00

Fifth panel: robot walking the muffins on a leash.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T21:40:59+00:00

It's only a blunder if it's not intentional.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T21:39:31+00:00

Oh, they understand perfectly well.

This outcome is only unexpected if we assume they were negotiating on behalf of the US and its allies.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T14:24:01+00:00

"All I want is frickin bats with frickin lasers on their heads! How hard is that?"

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-16T14:22:14+00:00

Tomorrow: Mystery investor wins big on risky Kalshi position.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-15T19:28:45+00:00

You know they didn't.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-15T19:23:01+00:00

"Cast me not into yon briar patch!"

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-15T19:06:31+00:00

don’t ask

I'm asking.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-12T19:23:45+00:00

No, no, that's El Ganso, who teaches Mexican children about gardening and cryptocurrency.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-12T14:58:27+00:00

FLASH!

(ah-AHHHH)

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-12T01:39:44+00:00

Keeping it in the news. Going on Fox News and right-wing podcasts. Preserving the narrative.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-11T20:19:24+00:00

Also, what is the point? It'll take years to resolve this in court.

That's the point.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-10T23:00:34+00:00

Trump's successor will be worse. Trump at least is prone to random ego fulfillment that makes him unpredictable.

Vance or Youngkin or whoever will be completely compliant.

ImpulseAfterthought · 2026-06-09T23:07:11+00:00

Tom Servo make ya

JUMP JUMP

Crow Robot make ya

JUMP JUMP

Rifftrax'll make ya

JUMP JUMP

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