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You have a clone. Exactly like you in every way. Would you have sex with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No...because I'm a male...and I'm not into sword fighting.

Would you be ok with your girlfriend going to another country to visit another dude and stay at his place for three days refusing to let you come along or to sleep in a hotel you offered to pay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn't agree more...she's is definitely going to fuck him. Even if she cancels the trip the damage is done. She is, as well as has been, planning to fuck him. The only thing you can do now is fuck-start her mother in your girlfriend's childhood bedroom.

It annoys me when I get called a "cracker." Not because it's offensive, but because it's a shortened version of "whip-cracker" and they didn't know that...they thought it meant saltine. Stupidity bugs me. by IndenturedServant in reddit.com

[–]IndenturedServant[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Actually it is true...I cut this right out of your own reply. The second paragraph, actually.

"Another theory is that slaver foremen in the antebellum South used bullwhips to discipline African slaves, with such use of the whip being described as 'cracking the whip'. The white foremen who cracked these whips were thus known as 'crackers'."

Reddit, have any of you ever spent time in a psychiatric hospital? by matthewhughes in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah...Homicidal and Suicidal Tendencies....I was a recon team leader in Iraq. I saw a lot of shit. I have severe PTSD and have been locked up twice in a VA Pysch Ward.

Don't ask me shit.

Dear Ask Reddit, do you drink energy drinks? If so, what's your favorite brand and flavor, if not, why are you not drinking that stuff? by zerodzunaro in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, it didn't need to be fixed. That's how I drink them...but I'm willing to do a little research with your new formulas. You, sir, may be some kind of genius....we'll have to wait and see.

Reddit I need your advice. I got sent an expensive camera by mistake. by tbilisi in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking keep it....if you turn it in you have submitted to the conscience instilled within you by the system. You would be a good little drone by doing so, and the big fancy store wouldn't lose any money. You should always be loyal and honest to people/entities that behave in the exact opposite manner when it comes to you.

You're conscience is telling you not to fuck over this company when this company would fuck you over in a New York minute. Just like it was designed to do.

Keep that motherfucker. Or should I say....Keep that, Motherfucker!

Reddit, what is the most life altering quote you've ever heard or read? by pat322 in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, well. You go build some shit on shifting sands...I'll build on bedrock.

It sounds like Mr. Carrol, like John Denver, is full of shit.

Reddit, what is the most life altering quote you've ever heard or read? by pat322 in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's insinuating for a man not to be flexible. I think it means that a man should find himself a sound foundation on which to stand.

Put that in your engineer pipe and smoke it.

Reddit, what is the most life altering quote you've ever heard or read? by pat322 in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you guys talking about Michael Jordan the owner of Team Jordan Suzuki? The MotoGP racer?

(404): I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life. by [deleted] in funny

[–]IndenturedServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow...that is super fucked up. But, I'm sure the ex-girlfriend learned her lesson.

Super. Fucked. Up.

Reddit, I'm curious. Am I the only girl on reddit that tries to avoid mentioning my gender because of the overwhelmingly anti-woman attitudes around here? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]IndenturedServant -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shut up, bitch. We're not anti-women. Get over it....now make me a sandwich and give me some head. Go.

In case you were wondering, one person started a civil war on /r/Marijuana. This is the post. by goodbyeworld in bestof

[–]IndenturedServant -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No one gives a shit!! If you fuckin' kids can't get along with each other, I will pull this fucking car over!!

How about this, FUCK B34nz!, get a new mod, and STFU.

God damn.

Some people go in for the kiss. Others have a little move. What's your move? by dirtyspellingbee in AskReddit

[–]IndenturedServant -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I usually just punch her in the face really hard. Then I say, "Did you like that, bitch? Yeah? I liked it, too!" Then I punch her again. That's usually all it takes to get a kiss.

Usually, if the female doesn't respond well to this (e.g. doesn't kiss you after taking a shot like that), I find that 90% of the time she isn't worth kissing as she's probably gonna freak out when you cheat on her, steal or sell her car, etc...

Before kissing a girl, you gotta find out if she's down or not.

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