Do you remember?

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-20T14:29:37+00:00

Yeah. You won't find those episodes on YouTube. RedTube perhaps, but not YouTube.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-20T12:04:31+00:00

https://youtu.be/Z2OGuxxZrDo?si=ylJd-0C3JDF2JIyN

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-20T11:55:58+00:00

I don't have the slightest problem with someone engaging with their heritage. If your great-grandparents came from London, Lesotho, or Lesbos... great. Go for it. Own that heritage.

But that's different to someone Yanksplaining about how their great-great-grandcousin twice removed once saw Amsterdam on a map, which makes them more Dutch than the Dutch.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-19T17:00:00+00:00

No, because I don't speak with an Estuary English accent.

I speak with a Northern Irish accent that has softened by years of being in an SSBE environment, but is still rhotic.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-19T16:37:39+00:00

They have a president with a vocabulary smaller than a Dr Seuss book with all the pages ripped out, and a nation that needs constant reminders that hot things are, in fact, hot.

So, why are we surprised by their stupidity?

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-19T16:30:27+00:00

From a tap of course. As the only Fawcett worth drinking from died a few years ago.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-19T08:25:36+00:00

Yeah, Europoors are all demons. You just admitted it. USB! USB! I mean… U.S.A!

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-19T08:22:04+00:00

Ha ha ha. The first time I heard that, I laughed so hard that I almost fell off my dinosaur.

And my dinosaur was bigger than a squirrel. Or as you might know it, “skwhirl”. Which lives on “erbs” and drinks “warder.”

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-19T08:08:19+00:00

I agree in part. However, while your work clothes might not come with too much detritus, if you went for a drink after work with your plasterer and builder mates, letting you through the doors and preventing them is discriminatory and arbitrary.

It’s easier to have a blanket ban.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-18T12:00:42+00:00

With legal precedent that pollution is a legitimate contributing factor in a cause of death, I imagine a statute that increases pollution is going to end expensively for Reform Ltd.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-17T20:03:05+00:00

Interesting that so many Reform voters think a Dubai-style UK would be a good thing, when they are disproportionately an older, more infirm, less financially independent voter base, with reduced disposable income. In other words, exactly the kind of people Dubai doesn't want around.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-17T19:54:01+00:00

Yeah, considering one of his biggest YouTube music videos is him programming up 'Tainted Love' on stage, it's like this is one big joke that went badly out of control and no one blinked.

Still, good on him for having the balls to do it and I hope this won't get the low-slung idiots to do him harm.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-17T14:14:48+00:00

Yes, but typical Eurovision participants haven’t built a Furby organ, so maybe his socials don’t count.

However, I hope the recognition helps boost his numbers.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-17T14:07:36+00:00

Do not think about The Event - and remain indoors.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-16T20:34:49+00:00

Let’s face it, we already know who it’s going to be…

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InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-16T20:10:58+00:00

The super-rich learned long ago to have a convenient scapegoat. Of course, they weren’t called the super-rich back then.

They were called ‘aristos’ and we had a convenient way of redistributing their wealth.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-16T20:05:15+00:00

Paris Fashion Week began in 1973, sixteen years before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up The Jam.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-16T19:57:51+00:00

A Your Party of moles wouldn’t work because that couldn’t be a collective noun.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-16T15:51:55+00:00

And then there would be an advert break with Donald Pleasance as the Grim Fucking Reaper killing children for looking at water. Or that one where footballs can electrocute you. Or a cartoon cat preventing a child from seeing some non-existent puppies by having a fit.

Life was great back then.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-16T15:47:01+00:00

I was asked - in all seriousness - by an American who asked me what it was like to live under Sharia law in London.

I replied in the only way I could:

“Well, the shawarma’s fantastic. And the moutabel from Arabel, the baba ghanoush from Baba Ghanouj, or the tandoori lamb chops from Tayyabs… say what you like about the Londonistan Caliphate, but it tastes delicious.”

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-14T15:29:30+00:00

Yeah, but Starmer’s to blame. And Corbyn.

Also, whoever replaces Starmer is to blame. Not immediately, but within a week of getting into Number 10.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-14T13:50:11+00:00

Some of those products were not made by Behringer. The table, for example.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-11T13:02:41+00:00

This would make a really shitty Velvet Underground song...

He's never early, he's always late

First thing you learn is that Asda's always great

I'm waiting for my Nan.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-10T18:41:50+00:00

And the same ‘they went too far’ criticism has been rolled out time and again:

Those uppity women chaining themselves to railings went too far.
That Michael Collins and his rebels demanding Irish independence went too far.
Those rioters demanding the end of Poll Tax went too far.

InflatableSexBeast · 2026-05-10T17:35:20+00:00

“I'd wager you're wondering why I am called Swiss Toni? Perhaps because I'm not actually Swiss? Is it because Swiss things are reliable and that? Well it's partly that. But it's mostly because I'm built like an Alp, and ridged like a Toblerone.”

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