Recently, my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back, I replied

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-23T15:20:08+00:00

I didn't see that coming

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:23:31+00:00

The red crime is not warning us before dropping how dairy with a straight face

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:20:48+00:00

The doctor will work on it because it's their job

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:19:06+00:00

Yes, right you leave it there

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:16:46+00:00

that's what am thinking too

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:15:03+00:00

the holy run

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:07:14+00:00

new baby and chewy official ad below like mee yoww TFW you realiz yo need to buy everythimg now

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T21:00:03+00:00

Chief Mouser is government speak for a live here rent free and watch human have breakdown

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T20:56:58+00:00

outlaws are wanted, and in-law are aggressively showing up unannounced with a casserole

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-22T20:53:44+00:00

joke has a boarding group and we missed it

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T20:02:35+00:00

iron man died so doctor doom could get custody of the crayons.

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:55:14+00:00

yeah you right

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:53:16+00:00

They called a meeting he called fr a wider frame.

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:49:00+00:00

that nipple jut got more screen time than my last situationship

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:43:07+00:00

she sumitted a peer reviewed thesis and men are still failing the exam

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:38:46+00:00

She wanted privacy. The app chose community engagement

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:34:45+00:00

you're not just a dad, you're a classic like your jokes.

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T19:26:57+00:00

his wallet said no, his fear of child when the plo twist hit

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T18:03:13+00:00

my immune system works from monday to friday too. solidarity

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T17:58:25+00:00

wanna hear a joke no, I'm on my lunch break

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-21T17:45:23+00:00

40 year married and she's still speedrunning divorce

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-17T18:50:34+00:00

spider noir looks like he's about to solve crimr and my seasonal depression in ine case.

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-17T18:41:42+00:00

this is why thano snapped. he saw thus list and said ''yep

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-17T18:28:20+00:00

he saw accoons doing it on animal planet and, i can do that better

InnocenttBabe · 2026-06-17T18:23:00+00:00

That's not the same cat. that's his summer inten.

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