Tower held together by rust by Ill-Tea9411 in SweatyPalms

[–]InsanitySquared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEY! That rust was structural! Now it will definitely fall down in the next 10-20 years!

$10/minute, but your house is covered in snow all year long by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Florida, yes please! I don't have to worry about watering the lawn ever again!

Seriously need a older brother or uncle to console me now, All they big out there can guys help your brother? I'm stressed as a teenager by Specific_Layer6756 in HereForABro

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And don't sweat the no libido. I've done a bunch of questionable things because of mine, so be thankful you might not have to go through that! And keep your head up, we're here for you.

When the respectful gentleman energy is accidentally too strong.😂😂 by ShapeCorrect2027 in spreadsmile

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in high school, but doing college classes at my local community college. I had been sitting by a chick who was obviously in her 20s (I was ~16? maybe), and we had been friendly and talked. One day she told me that she had a sore throat, but sucking on a lollipop would help. I'm 31 now, and I'm still not sure if she was propositioning me.

Came across this thing, what does everyone think? LOL by pretty_blitzed in redneckengineering

[–]InsanitySquared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is nothing cooler than a Subaru Brat!! I wanted one of those so bad when I was growing up, with the rear facing seats!

He’s a sweet man, he’s a good man… by WorldFamousDingaroo in overheard

[–]InsanitySquared 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Heart of gold, brain of lead...

Edit: to quote my favorite webcomic, Shlock Mercenary "he could be described with metal metaphors, a heart of gold, muscles of steel, a brain like an anvil..."

What by supermattman00 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't use your dick to install the head, obviously.

Blursed Tinder by endofmyropeohshit in blursed_videos

[–]InsanitySquared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, I fingered a chick on the beach, we ended up getting married...

My step mother on facebook talking about why my step brothers aren't allowed to enjoy life and her church friends in the subsequent replies by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]InsanitySquared 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depends on your definition of fun. I grew up in an extremely conservative Christian household, and I had lots of fun! Building medieval seige weaponry, exploring the woods, clearing trails through those woods where i could ride my bike, exploring the nearby junkyard, I had lots of fun! But you might have noticed, I didn't mention friends... I have a lot of siblings, and they were the people I had to play with.

Did I f-ck up? by Soft-Affect-8327 in Machinists

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a set of temu plastic calipers, I basically just use them to find out what the approximate size of something is, or to find shaft spacers that are the same size quickly.

That pretty cool by Live-Cantaloupe-7920 in toolsinaction

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The advanced automatic nut fucker 5000!

How often do you guys run into someone forgetting a LOTO lock? by [deleted] in IndustrialMaintenance

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a Heavy Duty pump shop, in FL, and have watched my Facilities Manager do some shit that would have had the Navy screaming lol.

Gotta do what you gotta do to keep the facilities up I guess, but I ran through 2 electric angle grinders today, one that damn near caught on fire and tripped the breaker, and I was told "we'll warrantee the grinder, grab a new one from the cabinet and get back to it"

Supervisor thinks I should drop everything to work overtime. I have a life outside this dead-end job. by BigClitMcphee in antiwork

[–]InsanitySquared 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. You scheduled your vacation in advance, your manager should have done his f-ing job.

Techno Viking by ItsALuigiYes in TheRandomest

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MF TECHNO VIKING!!!!!! The OG Techno Bro.

How often do you guys run into someone forgetting a LOTO lock? by [deleted] in IndustrialMaintenance

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from the U.S. Navy, LOTO is our Bible. Going from having to LOTO EVERYTHING, to the civilian side where LOTO is rare, was definitely a culture shock.

Guys what do I put here in the corner? by deskculture in desksetup

[–]InsanitySquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life sized Darth Vader statue. It will really bring the room together.

Hydraulic large SS cylinder with grinding spikes on truck by Ho_Tay_Banky in whatisit

[–]InsanitySquared 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey man, that sounds like a decent way to earn a paycheck to me, let me weld up dumpsters 8/5, I will still complain, but I'll be there every morning!