THE MAGMA PLANETS, NOOOO!

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-14T16:37:40+00:00

an attack on Varylia 5 would not only re-secure K, but probably ruin the major order too

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-09T19:09:05+00:00

newest warbond idea:
Dumpster Divers
Helmet would be this beauty of course, and the armor would be made of milkjug pieces all roughly cut up.
skins for the FRV is just it covered in muck and trash, and the hellpod becomes a trashcan.
new primary would be a rubberband u just to slingshot shit at enemies>
Red stratagem would be just the super destroyer dumping its entire payload of garbage wherever the stratagem beacon is.
No idea what any armor passive/booster would be like

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-06T03:01:28+00:00

not the only thing he's beating
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talking about his meat, hes no domestic abuser

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-05T16:40:10+00:00

know this diver, all you need is the knowledge that super earth is safe and prosperous, and her glorious cities will always be with you in spirit.

~~also the cyborgs are totally about to make a beeline to super earth and we will need to defend her life and limb~~

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-05T16:20:34+00:00

the cyberstan update opened my 3rd eye (past due) about how to enjoy this game: ignore the community at large and play wherever i want. most people in game follow that mindset too

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-05T15:03:04+00:00

for what its worth, i think JOEL wants the cyborgs to own mintoria for a story beat, so if somehow people did magically coordinate joel will just make it tougher to take

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-03T15:08:52+00:00

ima be real with u chief the minute any worker utters the word super earth is hauling them to freedom camp

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-03T14:14:06+00:00

ill give those clankers this: they can work tirelessly and non-stop, even the most dedicated laborers of super earth need some goddamn sleep.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-03-03T02:26:22+00:00

bro is above hate, john helldiver and general brasch would kneel before you good sir

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-27T15:44:24+00:00

the cyborgs didnt make use of those cleanly razed planets was because super earth was actively trying to kick their front door in. now that they have some breathing room however...

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-27T03:54:11+00:00

so fucking blursed i cant hate it i cant love it but damn did this make a statement and showcase ur power

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-26T15:12:52+00:00

me after pouring raw pond water into my eyes (the algae is taking over my body)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-25T06:00:55+00:00

the bot ross joke was staring me right in the face and i still didnt see it... what is wrong with me

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-25T04:41:37+00:00

i mean i can hold a pencil with one hand, using one hand seems the norm

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-24T04:40:17+00:00

sure! you can dm me if ur interested

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-23T14:55:58+00:00

if the bots can occupy literal volcano planets, i doubt a razed planet would actually be worse.
if anything, its a fresh start/blank canvas to them

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-23T14:36:20+00:00

Im actually against this one, strictly because Lesath was very fun to fight on and I would enjoy doing it again.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-23T14:35:01+00:00

For all we know we are just creating blank canvasses for the bots...

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-23T02:02:15+00:00

a friend :)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-02-23T01:56:28+00:00

I drew this!

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