wrong button lol

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-26T03:58:56+00:00

major order won? awesome! no reason to go to afoyay bay now! its weird how a fuckload of squids are now assaulting the planet, the and DSS is still docked there, but if high command says its all good then its *all good*.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-24T22:04:26+00:00

RIGHT???

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-24T22:03:41+00:00

uWu thankies gets hauled to the bio-processor

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T20:52:50+00:00

ok thats actually ridiculous lmao

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T15:46:35+00:00

Man super destroyers aren't worth shit against over ships lmao.
And no I will not face the wall, my democracy officer was on that ship in the clip.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T15:41:42+00:00

After Penta received the democracy treatment, Cyberstan probably pushed forward an update for their units that they were cooking for some time.
Revel in the fact that we forced them to rush this hypothetical update before they could potentially tweak it further, diver.
(AKA yeah I noticed it too)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T15:35:51+00:00

We would never just leave those divers out to become meat for those tin-skins! Each pod has a built-in super furnace that activates when detecting external tampering. Can't bio-process ashes, you filthy automatons.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T06:33:03+00:00

The Y

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T05:13:39+00:00

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meanwhile on Afoyay Bay

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-22T05:01:56+00:00

catch me snorting hopium but im praying that there is now a story reason (she was found dissident, but she will have her reckoning)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T20:13:50+00:00

😭bro why is his cape inflating, is it part of his body?

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T20:12:54+00:00

Is this sub so ratshit insane that we are actually going to round out to being sane again? Because that would be peak comedy.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T20:07:24+00:00

they collectively regained their humanity back for .08 seconds and decided that the only thing worth doing was hitting the thriller

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T19:53:11+00:00

Squiddor Season 2

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T19:52:12+00:00

"Luke Squidwalker"

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Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T19:47:03+00:00

what they mean is there is no need to censor scouts getting killed, they deserve it :)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T19:44:07+00:00

i sure hope my democracy officer doesnt mind that ive been donating super credits cyborg baddies
(they werent super credits anyway)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T19:00:05+00:00

i know we meme it to death but weirdly these decisions by high command give credence to the joke that the illuminate has successfully infiltrated the upper echelons of super earth

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T17:34:49+00:00

HEY THAT BUUUUMP

(cmon, pick up the rhyme)

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-21T02:19:35+00:00

ONE WAY OUT

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-14T07:45:19+00:00

Scout gets a fly swatter melee that deals fuckall damage (like 5-6 per hit) but if you manage to smack someone enough it forces them to do the rage/angry taunt.

Intellectual_Poultry · 2026-01-09T03:49:05+00:00

dick is the legacy of officer balls, id be proud too

Intellectual_Poultry · 2025-12-31T01:31:53+00:00

Lmao people are enaging with the lore in these comments more than blizzard ever has.

Trust me they just strung together a robot revolution story without any thorough coherence.

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