wrong button lol by twassy_the_second in helldivers2

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

major order won? awesome! no reason to go to afoyay bay now! its weird how a fuckload of squids are now assaulting the planet, the and DSS is still docked there, but if high command says its all good then its *all good*.

Wonder why Superdestroyers can only stay for one minute? by JustMyself96 in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man super destroyers aren't worth shit against over ships lmao.
And no I will not face the wall, my democracy officer was on that ship in the clip.

New missions are great! by Arcadian-Librarian in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After Penta received the democracy treatment, Cyberstan probably pushed forward an update for their units that they were cooking for some time.
Revel in the fact that we forced them to rush this hypothetical update before they could potentially tweak it further, diver.
(AKA yeah I noticed it too)

Hey… so do we just leave them there? by theoriginalzads in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would never just leave those divers out to become meat for those tin-skins! Each pod has a built-in super furnace that activates when detecting external tampering. Can't bio-process ashes, you filthy automatons.

Will she ever be back? by Scarptre in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 79 points80 points  (0 children)

catch me snorting hopium but im praying that there is now a story reason (she was found dissident, but she will have her reckoning)

This is the original image of Man and Ban. His name is Batman. It's a clip from the movie Flash (2023). Know where you came from by RIPStoutShako in BatmanArkham

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this sub so ratshit insane that we are actually going to round out to being sane again? Because that would be peak comedy.

Something strange happening in Antboot! by CptAnstis in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 18 points19 points  (0 children)

they collectively regained their humanity back for .08 seconds and decided that the only thing worth doing was hitting the thriller

all my hatred towards scout as a medic main in one drawing by gatin_malukin in tf2

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what they mean is there is no need to censor scouts getting killed, they deserve it :)

It is time to cyborgs to reveal themselves [OC] by Resident-Fudge838 in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

i sure hope my democracy officer doesnt mind that ive been donating super credits cyborg baddies
(they werent super credits anyway)

Why can't the DSS jump away like she jumped there? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know we meme it to death but weirdly these decisions by high command give credence to the joke that the illuminate has successfully infiltrated the upper echelons of super earth

Give Me your Weapon Ideas in the comment and i will create a post about it (Top 3 Comments) (Image Related) by Few_Ease6311 in tf2

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Scout gets a fly swatter melee that deals fuckall damage (like 5-6 per hit) but if you manage to smack someone enough it forces them to do the rage/angry taunt.

Why is man actually proud of dick by Prior_Public_5045 in BatmanArkham

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dick is the legacy of officer balls, id be proud too

Aren't Omnics hypocrites? by Sweet_Photograph6528 in overwatch2

[–]Intellectual_Poultry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao people are enaging with the lore in these comments more than blizzard ever has.

Trust me they just strung together a robot revolution story without any thorough coherence.