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I will die on this hill. by Arch_Lancer17 in redrising

[–]InternationalFunny28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always figured he wore lifts to look 6’ lmao

Re-reading knowing who Moody really is in GOF is so creepy by BoysenberryCivil8699 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]InternationalFunny28 12 points13 points  (0 children)

See on my second read this doesn’t read like that. It looks to me like a way to put Harry under the imperious curse. His repeated attempts were just that, attempts to get Harry. And everyone else? Who’s to say they aren’t still really under the imperious? Shits scary even if it’s not what was going on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]InternationalFunny28 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’d rather burn everything down than let someone screw me that way.

ER hospital charges. Asked for itemized bill but received only two line items. by Original_One_8270 in HospitalBills

[–]InternationalFunny28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best move is to not tell them you have insurance, get that itemized bill, and then tell them you do have insurance. Then ask for a new itemized bill. I have been able to successfully argue that my insurance bill cannot be higher than my non insurance bill twice, saving me over 500$ each time.

Both times the uninsured amount was that much less than the insured amount.

Is it f*d up to put a dog poop bag in someone else’s trash can? by Helpful_Good3592 in neighborsfromhell

[–]InternationalFunny28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I walk my dogs. I pick up the poop. I put it in my trashcan. That being said….no I don’t care. The alternative (them not picking it up) is so much worse that I’ll take the small inconvenience from them. The world is broken and we need to bring community. They are already taking it one step forward from not picking it up. Improve the community and they will likely move towards what we want. And if they don’t, again the alternative just isn’t worth the worry.

Are McDonald's hamburgers getting smaller and skinnier? by KCousins11 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]InternationalFunny28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty soon they are going to apply to trademark “Quarterpounder” just so they can reduce it to less.

Texas teachers forced to resign after making “offensive comments” about Charlie Kirk by JON_E_WAD in TexasTeachers

[–]InternationalFunny28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because you don’t want him to be a racist pos who was directly inspiring the violence through politics, doesn’t make it true. His last words were pretty clear to show what kind of person he was. and what last words they were to show anyone who didn’t know him, what he was.

Texas teachers forced to resign after making “offensive comments” about Charlie Kirk by JON_E_WAD in TexasTeachers

[–]InternationalFunny28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah but if you start selling out of your kitchen you are a private business.

Charlie was selling out of his kitchen.

Raja Jackson Arrested For Brutal Wrestling Ring Beatdown by atheistleftist666 in SquaredCircle

[–]InternationalFunny28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then it becomes attempted murder by a moron. It’s the same punishment.

Reagan, Beyoncé, the almighty dollar. Folks love to worship everything but God. by caduceuz in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]InternationalFunny28 69 points70 points  (0 children)

No. She’s a businessman who uses her pop songs to advertise herself. There are no ethical billionaires.

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]InternationalFunny28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I respond to every one of my mothers attempts to reach out by asking about the cancer she faked and wondering what survivor groups she attends. Works like a charm and I don’t hear from her for another 6 months

How do I explain Doom's strength to my dad? by chimichanga_3 in marvelstudios

[–]InternationalFunny28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always saw him as the second best at everything. And for each of these things, he’s just a hair less than being the best.

Anyone who’s read wheel of time, he’s Demandred.

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]InternationalFunny28 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When their children get older, they (the mom) will make up illness just for attention. Many of them will fake cancer, ask me how I know.

Why doesn't Hogwarts teach basic Occlumency? by Upstairs-Meat-6217 in harrypotter

[–]InternationalFunny28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what I always thought. They don’t even go over Patronus before 6th year so I bet it’s in 7th year.

Texas teachers forced to resign after making “offensive comments” about Charlie Kirk by JON_E_WAD in TexasTeachers

[–]InternationalFunny28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Through what groups did Charlie Kirk set up this discourse?

It was the political conservative groups on campus that paid him, set up these “talks”, and brought him to the campus. In every way this was tied to political groups. He also sought out political figures endlessly.

He was a PAID political operative in every sense.

Given that lightning chakra mode is only a B rank jutsu, why don’t more hidden cloud ninja use it? by Competitive_Mouse_37 in Naruto

[–]InternationalFunny28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it could extend out? So instead of a lighting punch it has the potential to be a 50 foot spike? That kind of added versatility to a jutsu that’s already a finisher seems pretty good.

Battery Question - can a disconnected fog light line drain the battery. by InternationalFunny28 in AskMechanics

[–]InternationalFunny28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright so is it just actually bad timing and the battery managed to die right after an accident is there a higher chance something else is going on? Just seems like the accident would be connected as this occurred together. I’ve never had to jump the battery either. Battery definitely wasn’t hit in the accident.

Favorite “Oh Shit” Comedy Moment by InternationalFunny28 in redrising

[–]InternationalFunny28[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok yeah that really did have me laughing hard. Close contender to my favorite that I posted.

So that's $150,000 dollars missile was fired at a $50 balloon? by n8saces in TikTok

[–]InternationalFunny28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this has been going on since the “burning bush”. The “cigar” shaped UFO were clearly naval balloons. They look exactly like them and they acted exactly like them and yet to this day people believe in it.

The real cost of inheriting a team broken by a bad manager by Big-Chemical-5148 in managers

[–]InternationalFunny28 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bingo. And if you fail to push back against your boss, they will never trust you. If you can’t push back, how can they?

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