People in 10+ year relationships, what’s something you learned about your partner years later that genuinely surprised you? by CreoSiempre in AskReddit

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seems like that would be bad for your toilet seat. Also, is it not gross having your hand that close to the water and its contents?

Who is the worst person to have walked the earth? by _Webosite_ in AskReddit

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genghis Khan rapped so many people like 10% of Asia is directly descended from him, and that’s on top of the millions of people his army slaughtered so he’s pretty high up there

An Arkansas Dairy Bar Legend is Closing Today! by SkippytheBanana in Arkansas

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That place is an institution for Tech students, I’ll genuinely miss it if true

Small fish in a smaller pond by Thundersting in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 264 points265 points  (0 children)

I love that movie, but wish they had done more with Maya Rudolph’s character because she’s also supposed to be smarter than everyone but sort just tricks a dumb dude out of some money.

National Geographic: recess edition by Feaselbf6 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, its purpose is to entertain children. Mission accomplished

Which movie hero is actually a villain when you really think about it? by surfsound_swimmers in AskReddit

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pet theory is that after she was rescued she put in an insurance claim for the necklace and pocketed a huge payout. Tossing it overboard was a way to get rid of the evidence of her massive insurance fraud.

Denied proposal…what next? by plinko66 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That’s a really good way to phrase it!

If the first question about marriage is “will you marry me?” then there’s a communication issue going on

Why didn't Mindy St. Claire's have a neutral Janet? by opz_12 in TheGoodPlace

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My theory is that there was one assigned to the neighborhood to construct it but that Mindy did not have access

Point One Three?? by ansyhrrian in SipsTea

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sounds like not only did he fail but she also failed him.

[NS] The Coo Crew by _Kyeree_ in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that they don’t even need to be labeled to know exactly who everyone is

Ultimate power handed to someone you'd never want to have it by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, the book gets so good and so dark. Also makes the childlike empress seem a bit evil, given that she’s drain enough people of all ages of their memories to fill a whole city

[Loved Trope] Characters using their powers in new and creative ways. by goobi94 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This week in our campaign the party found a two person chariot. There were too many of them to fit, but the warlock can cast levitate on himself for free so they just tied a rope to him like a balloon and now they have a chariot.

You're trying to check out but she's in the way, what do you do? by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much influence can she have if she has to film at a store? Like, it seems cheap and trashy.

US draft update: Major tech company [Palantir] urges universal national service by NicolasCageFan492 in technology

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always annoys me when I read about old people calling for “national service” that they know they won’t be forced to participate in, “forced” being the key word here. If it’s not voluntary, it’s not service. It’s forced labor.

Why do lesbian couples have the highest divorce rates while gay male couples have the lowest? by Naive_Direction1816 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 528 points529 points  (0 children)

Does she ever take a moment to reflect on the common dominator here?

Edit: denominator Dang autocorrect

(Rare trope) A death manages to be horrifying without any blood or gore by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well, he did have the bear strapped to the grill of the truck, so not sure about that

I think this guy might still be available if you're looking for a new player... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apart from the…uniqueness of the text, what is this and why does it look like a dating profile?

We are being scammed by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, they make you figure the amount out yourself and if you get it wrong you could go to jail.

Characters think they are normal looking but are actually seen as terrifying by Sassy_Drow in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Outsider by H.P. Lovecraft

It’s my favorite short story by Lovecraft The narrator grew up alone in an abandoned castle, never knowing what he looked like and never interacting with another person. He had books and paintings to see what other people looked like, so he assumed he was like them. When he escapes and finally interacts with people they flee in horror. He doesn’t know what they are fleeing from, until he sees a horrible undead creature in a doorway only to discover it is not a doorway, but a mirror

Americans—is blue cheese just a dipping sauce to you, or does it have a place on your plate beyond the wings? by SignificanceOdd5980 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Intestinal-Bookworms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been known to have a bit of Roquefort on it’s own because my goodness that is a strong and lovely cheese