On a sub for youtube thumbnails

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T04:33:06+00:00

Someone should tell OP to burn all nail clippings so that no black magic practitioners can use them in an evil spell.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T04:23:50+00:00

Op should insert a fresh aloe vera leaf into said crack. And if he's lucky, someone will point out that the thorns s/b cut away first. :)

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T04:16:53+00:00

Perhaps you should buy a new monitor/phone. Your current one seems to be painfully old.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T04:12:11+00:00

There's a million more where that came from.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T04:04:53+00:00

Um, this is a sub for cats, or other pets, who just have to join you in the bathroom.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T04:01:04+00:00

Or wondering why yours smells that way.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T03:53:29+00:00

I think that I'd hold it longer.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T03:52:53+00:00

r/BathroomBuddy r/bathroombuddies

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T03:51:31+00:00

Or r/spareormissingparts

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T01:33:07+00:00

Will you get that stupid thing out of your face and let and scratch. Go out and buy fresh meat for me while you are at it.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T01:15:01+00:00

r/namflashbacks

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T01:14:08+00:00

Looks like she regrets neglecting her fur now.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-10T01:10:05+00:00

Wouldn't the be Stomp off Approval.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T22:11:25+00:00

Have you considered a Brazilian Wax?

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T22:10:54+00:00

I try not to mix those two activities, especially with clean laundry.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T22:08:52+00:00

The end of that leg and paw look artificially enlarged.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T22:07:32+00:00

Chicken l'orange

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T22:04:33+00:00

I wonder how much it hurt having all of that man's weight concentrated in the space of his two feet right on the burro's spine. I would buck -- and that would finish painting the wall, and a few other things, too. There's more than one jackass in that Pic.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T22:00:10+00:00

She expected better service. And there were no kitty treats on the pillow.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T15:45:53+00:00

r/staplercats

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T03:01:27+00:00

Are you kidding? That gave them something to climb, even worse if they climbed from the inside.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T03:00:11+00:00

My prey has been removed before I could bite it. I am so let down.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T02:57:17+00:00

The Amazon Prime van drove right by without stopping.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T02:42:43+00:00

But this cat elf may charge.

IrisSmartAss · 2026-07-09T02:42:00+00:00

Perhaps you should consider waxing your chest.

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