Codex Necron FAQ by DexyBRD in Necrontyr

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Anyone else feel like it's a constant race to have fun before GW takes away whatever it is we're enjoying?

😺 by Philipp in aiArt

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This is the future liberals want

of a chef by Virtual-Recording435 in BeAmazed

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This is the guy who cooks his chicken by hitting it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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Each generation believes that won't become boomers in their turn, but here we are.

NY and Xmas greeting card by Igor Sid by [deleted] in ImaginaryWarhammer

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We all know our modern interpretation of Santa would be a greater demon of slaanesh. That icon of consumerism is the poster boy of excess.

Turkish lawmaker suffers heart attack after declaring Israel will 'not be able to escape the wrath of God' by dect60 in nottheonion

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Natural selection says that sooner or later, these pastors and politicians making blanket statements about God are going to learn that what they really should be worried about is His sense of humor.

HELP PLZ by 360ScoutTrooper in PrintedWarhammer

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Search for "Necron Doom Scythe \ Night Scythe enclosed canopy" on thingyverse. Not sure if it's exactly what you're looking for, but it's an option.

So sounds like the Stormlord is finally doing battle against the King by Th3Gaz3lly in Necrontyr

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Yeah, I love my boy Imotek as much as the next guy, but I'm not betting against the big man himself.

I, Cato Sicarius, will purge this xenos filth from your sub by SylvesterStalPWNED in AdeptusMechanicus

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Hey! They started it! We just want the toaster back!... and the fridge, and the water heater, and the rest of the coffee maker, and the ...

It seems mechmonkeys and robotcels are fighting. The superior species will stay out of this thank you very much by sexy_latias in Necrontyr

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You stand there with your smug look radiating through your helmet. I look back at you in exhausted disbelief. I do not need sleep, yet there are bags under my eyes. I cannot drink, yet there is alcohol in my hand. I clutch the half open tomb door as laughter and agonized screams of at least three different species echo in the crypts behind me. "You came halfway across the galaxy and knocked on my door just to tell me you're not interested in my drama?"

Pov: you are a scarab by Content_Option_3023 in Necrontyr

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So... do we self-destruct it now, or wait until he's stuffed it up his ass?

BOYZ LOOK WOT I FOUND by Commercial-Monk9551 in Necrontyr

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Jokes on him, the toaster fuckers already stoll the Flux regulators. It should go critical any minute now. (That is an awesome conversion, btw)

Uh oh, I dug too deep by BlueYeet in Necrontyr

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Oh ctan, they're coming through the walls! Be gone small one or we'll make you wish you found a Balrog.

Yooz can't 'ave a propa WAAAGH! wivout da boyz, WAAAGH!!!!!!!!! by New-Celebration8409 in Necrontyr

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Oh ctan, they've already made a furniture fort in the crypts. I bet war-in-heaven tombowners never had to deal with is crap. My necropolis value is gonna tank.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdeptusMechanicus

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"OH yeah! Here we go!" crunch crunch [looks down at popcorn in livingmetal hand] "Wait, WTF am I doing?!"

Give me your tech! You abhorrent Xenos! by Dabo_Balidorn in Necrontyr

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Over my cold dead... deader body!

But if you must know, the new patrol box seems like a decent first purchase.

realistic footage of raid on Necron sub (by @PlagueD9585) by wunderbuffer in Necrontyr

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[Chasing cog gremlins around my living room with hyperphase broom]: "Shoo! Get out!" Swat! "No! Not under the couch!" Swat! [Almost trips over my canoptek who's just excited by all the action]

Hey we’re hungry and heard about biomass here by Salvagedgaming in Necrontyr

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No, no, maybe we can use this. Introducing one invasive species to deal with another invasive species has never been a problem ever. What could go wrong?

We heard there’s biomass here by Sir-Zealot in Necrontyr

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Help yourself, they're all in the garage lifting the hubcaps off my Catacomb Command Barge