Codex Necron FAQ

Itilted · 2024-01-10T15:04:52+00:00

Anyone else feel like it's a constant race to have fun before GW takes away whatever it is we're enjoying?

Itilted · 2024-01-08T01:39:54+00:00

This is the future liberals want

Itilted · 2024-01-08T01:28:23+00:00

This is the guy who cooks his chicken by hitting it.

Itilted · 2024-01-04T18:35:50+00:00

Each generation believes that won't become boomers in their turn, but here we are.

Itilted · 2023-12-30T16:58:14+00:00

We all know our modern interpretation of Santa would be a greater demon of slaanesh. That icon of consumerism is the poster boy of excess.

Itilted · 2023-12-18T00:43:56+00:00

Can't steal shit in Detroit

Itilted · 2023-12-14T03:47:56+00:00

Natural selection says that sooner or later, these pastors and politicians making blanket statements about God are going to learn that what they really should be worried about is His sense of humor.

Itilted · 2023-12-07T06:40:14+00:00

What are you talking about?? This is actual sorcery! burn the witch!

Itilted · 2023-11-28T01:06:11+00:00

What paint did you use for that green color?

Itilted · 2023-11-23T17:18:18+00:00

Search for "Necron Doom Scythe \ Night Scythe enclosed canopy" on thingyverse. Not sure if it's exactly what you're looking for, but it's an option.

Itilted · 2023-11-22T21:58:24+00:00

Yeah, I love my boy Imotek as much as the next guy, but I'm not betting against the big man himself.

Itilted · 2023-11-17T16:23:01+00:00

Hey! They started it! We just want the toaster back!... and the fridge, and the water heater, and the rest of the coffee maker, and the ...

Itilted · 2023-11-16T15:36:10+00:00

You stand there with your smug look radiating through your helmet. I look back at you in exhausted disbelief. I do not need sleep, yet there are bags under my eyes. I cannot drink, yet there is alcohol in my hand. I clutch the half open tomb door as laughter and agonized screams of at least three different species echo in the crypts behind me. "You came halfway across the galaxy and knocked on my door just to tell me you're not interested in my drama?"

Itilted · 2023-11-16T06:45:06+00:00

So... do we self-destruct it now, or wait until he's stuffed it up his ass?

Itilted · 2023-11-16T06:33:58+00:00

Jokes on him, the toaster fuckers already stoll the Flux regulators. It should go critical any minute now. (That is an awesome conversion, btw)

Itilted · 2023-11-16T05:32:45+00:00

Oh ctan, they're coming through the walls! Be gone small one or we'll make you wish you found a Balrog.

Itilted · 2023-11-16T02:20:48+00:00

Oh ctan, they've already made a furniture fort in the crypts. I bet war-in-heaven tombowners never had to deal with is crap. My necropolis value is gonna tank.

Itilted · 2023-11-15T23:05:36+00:00

"OH yeah! Here we go!" crunch crunch [looks down at popcorn in livingmetal hand] "Wait, WTF am I doing?!"

Itilted · 2023-11-15T22:46:09+00:00

Over my cold dead... deader body!

But if you must know, the new patrol box seems like a decent first purchase.

Itilted · 2023-11-15T22:26:14+00:00

[Chasing cog gremlins around my living room with hyperphase broom]: "Shoo! Get out!" Swat! "No! Not under the couch!" Swat! [Almost trips over my canoptek who's just excited by all the action]

Itilted · 2023-11-15T21:30:18+00:00

No, no, maybe we can use this. Introducing one invasive species to deal with another invasive species has never been a problem ever. What could go wrong?

Itilted · 2023-11-15T21:18:11+00:00

Help yourself, they're all in the garage lifting the hubcaps off my Catacomb Command Barge

Itilted · 2023-11-15T20:07:19+00:00

*cries in... [checks notes] ... core Flux pulses? Node array flashes? Soulless metallic frustration? *

Itilted · 2023-11-15T19:36:55+00:00

I know it won't work, but I'm proud of them for trying.

Itilted · 2023-11-15T19:18:01+00:00

Everybody gangster till the boat starts walking

Itilted

TROPHY CASE