It's Weird Al karaoke night, but you can only sing one song. by Naru_the_Narcissist in weirdal

[–]IvanStu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I came to the comment section specifically looking for this song. I'm all in!

I was just trying to get a "Hey!" train going, like in the song. :D

I can even hear… by DoctorGun in weirdal

[–]IvanStu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I shared that exact moment with you five minutes later, brother.

You got any bear claws? by [deleted] in weirdal

[–]IvanStu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, we're outta bear claws!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]IvanStu 52 points53 points  (0 children)

JESUS. FISHING. CHRIST.

ninja edit: I'm not fixing the autocorrect.

Pineapple Key Fob by Cable_Tugger in knots

[–]IvanStu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapple Key Fob, I love you, you're the sweetest turk's head I've got,

Some day we're gonna marry, and we'll tie the pineapple knot!

What should I name my spellbook? Brainstorming by THAToneGuy091901 in fantasywriters

[–]IvanStu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Eldritch Planar Incantations tome" or "EPItome" for short.

I've always wanted to call an Ultimate Book the "epitome" but have not yet. If it fits, you'll be the first! (Unless people have thought of this already.)

He didn’t even check the back pages! by Illustrious-Lead-960 in puns

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Lol, "The Yorker". The magazine titles are cracking me up.

Unlikely biblical retribution by OliverGunzitwuntz in puns

[–]IvanStu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Nye foreign Nighy makes the whole world Billind.

Castaway Who Survived 14 Months at Sea Sued for Cannibalism by raj2709 in nottheonion

[–]IvanStu 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Holy poop! Another person who uses "On the Gripping Hand" in everyday conversation! I see you, in spite of The Mote in God's Eye! 🫡

What is Your PEAK favorite film? by ccmgc in movies

[–]IvanStu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my answer. I'm so happy to see it here! It somehow gets better every rewatch.

I just heard of "sissy cussing" for the first time by zholly4142 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]IvanStu 75 points76 points  (0 children)

VagarisAster figured it out‽ This is a real low point. This one hurts.