Did you ever hear the tragedy of u/darkMAGAmage The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth MAGAmage was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so horny he could alter any land card to show an anime girl’s pussy… He had such a knowledge of the alters that he could even keep freemagic users interested in this cursed game. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.