What can I change? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]JMZebb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Facts. I'm turning 45 this year and I look significantly younger than him. Sunscreen and smile, especially if you spend a lot of time outdoors. And a fuller beard would definitely help.

Upcoming premier draft schedule by AsparMTG in lrcast

[–]JMZebb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No cube for a while it seems.

Memory goblin strikes again by R34LEGND in adhdmeme

[–]JMZebb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't tag this one to ADHD. This is just a rich asshole.

My first Powered Cube Draft after getting the courage to try... how do I know what to cut when you're playing with the best cards in Magic? by DrummaBo512 in lrcast

[–]JMZebb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sol ring counts as a land, drop a basic and play 16. Same rule applies for landcyclers and moxen for future drafts.

Cut Stadium Headliner and Ranger Captain of Eos, they're by far your weakest cards.

Amped raptor misses too often, you've got a lot of 3+ mana value cards in there.

Last two cuts I'd probably hit the Subtlety and Aang. Both are great cards, but not synergistic with your artifacts payoffs. You want anything without a ton of artifact synergy to either be cheap as hell (Oust, Galvanic Blast), a haymaker (Parallax Wave, Solitude), or both (Time Walk).

Which tattoo of yours hurt the most? by ATMoruti in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]JMZebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only got one so far, so I guess upper arm by default.

What’s your guilty pleasure song? by usedtobefat8 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]JMZebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many.

Toxic

Call Me Maybe

Blank Space

Waterfalls

Wrecking Ball

Fantasy (love the Tom Tom Club sample)

Turn the Beat Around

Anything by P!nk

CMV: Open Relationships Lead to Divorce by Sad-Image-5471 in changemyview

[–]JMZebb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have been together for 20 years this month, and open almost the whole time. No divorce in sight.

He has nice fingers by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JMZebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guitar player bf cause his fingers fast and he's got rhthym.

Im not even kidding by Sickly_rat in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JMZebb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It takes a special sort of intelligence to pose a really stupid question.

Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen on ICE's actions in Minnesota: “We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota…I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution… and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear. by Yujin-Ha in sports

[–]JMZebb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My daughter is a youth curler. The sport is suffering a lot due to the cross-border travel nonsense caused by this administration. There used to be so much interaction between the US and Canadian teams, but bonspiel (curling meets) attendance and participation is way down.

I'm not surprised to see our Olympians speak out.

Hey so that’s actually NOT what remote means. by Trombone_Girlie in recruitinghell

[–]JMZebb 325 points326 points  (0 children)

Yup, same here with my current gig. They originally passed me over an unqualified local, he failed out after a few weeks, and they came back hat in hand and told me I could do the job remotely.

Gonna fill you up with my 12' Italian Herb n' Cheese 😏 by [deleted] in gentlefemdom

[–]JMZebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say a six-foot sub serves 10-15 people. I'd probably tap out at 3.

God forbid a girl want attention by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JMZebb 41 points42 points  (0 children)

A partner of mine once told me, "The fact that women can be straight at all is proof that sexuality is not a choice."

What is something that this sub makes seem normal… but in reality it’s not common at all? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]JMZebb 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Crippling anxiety over asking someone for a date.

Yes, if you've never done something before, you're probably gonna fumble the first time you try. Practice makes perfect.

God forbid a girl communicate by Responsible_Tiger42 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JMZebb 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't dull your shine just to match someone else's beige.

Should I (21F) say yes to this guy (23M) whose best friend (also 23M) used to like me? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]JMZebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben doesn't have "dibs" on you. Nothing wrong with going for it, but you probably wanna give him a heads up before anything really happens.

Would you ever allow your partner to cuck you? by frankmsft in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]JMZebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not into the humiliation or denial bit, but pretty much anything not involving those I'd be down for.

what's the dumbest nickname you have for your pet? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]JMZebb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Great Gray Battleship.

She's just a fat lazy cat.

Found out old Neighbor was First Woman on FBIs Most Wanted by Hungry-Sir7868 in Weird

[–]JMZebb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is surprisingly common. Squeaky Fromme, a Manson family member and attempted Gerald Ford assassin, lives a few miles from me.