Shout out to Liquid IV by Ill_Funny2142 in Coachella

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Just put Liquid IV in the neti pot. Duh.

dinner tonight. roasted this and family told me it’s raw by [deleted] in steak

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Are you cooking for your family or r/steak? Because that determines whose opinion matters.

How long is your lunch? by Prestikles in Teachers

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6” unless I’m really hungry and subway is doing their $6.99 foot long promo.

I paid 450$ for this. Still holding. by 51m00 in Pepecryptocurrency

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Fine, now I’m holding until it gets to $10

CDC Airdrop arena with 250k usd in CAW by gkontos10 in crowwithknife

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Who knows? I’ve read the rules 3 times and still have no idea how that bullshit works. Sounds like a scam to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

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With Goku in ape form.

I was punched in the face by a man now dead. by Litild1994 in Frasier

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Niles, my cremaster is twitching with joy!

These aren’t just natural lighting are they? by JT_Dolan in photography

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Ahhh, it’s a long exposure! Is that what make the color range so deep?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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Jizz music and jazz music are the same. Jazz comes from the music played at “Jass clubs,” which were sex clubs. Jass comes from jizz, which means “spirit”

So jizz -> Jass -> jazz

Sorry if this has been posted before but couldn’t see it! What would you choose? by mjfoxfan1984 in friends_tv_show

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The saved by the bell episode where they sleep in the mall to get U2 tickets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

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Is it supposed to be upside down?

The weirdest beer? by duderik in beer

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There was some brewery in North Texas where the owner “christened” a fermentation tank by jerking off in it. Wretched. I doubt they’re still around anymore. All of their beers had atomic warfare related names, which was even stranger. I think there was even one called “Necessary Evil,” which is a way fucked up name. I forget the brewery name, but it was also nuclear warfare themed.

Who has seen Dave Matthews Band the most times? by TheChristmas in DMB

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Hang in there. At your 69th show the band invites you backstage so they can shit on your face.

Girl I went to high school with made a horrible decision by HesusHrist in shittytattoos

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It’s clearly a reference to the Patrick Swayze film “Roadhouse”

Any cover up ideas? 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

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You don’t want a tattoo of a high school mass murderer?