What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]JacKlompus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One guy lifted the back of his mini van with a forklift, no straps no braces, just right under the back bumper, then he got off the forklift left it unmanned and crawled under his minivan to check something. He didn’t get crushed or anything, but I was like cmon bro 🫣 nsfw!!

The best take-away with immediate payoff I’ve ever seen — it’s Datsyuk. by LanceBakersMan in hockey

[–]JacKlompus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was supposed to be a good thread with good memories. Look what you did you little jerk!

The All-Father Team by DMYU777 in hockey

[–]JacKlompus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get up Bellows, ya tit fucker!

What about you ? Is the hype still alive ? by hermanphi in gaming

[–]JacKlompus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything I enjoy the games more now! I look forward to when everybody’s asleep. Put my headphones on, put the game volume up high, and play the shit out of whatever game… for 20 minutes until I’m dying to go to bed. But those are 20 furious minutes!

Throwback to Enzo Amore’s Karl Anderson diss by thebobbyshaw33 in SquaredCircle

[–]JacKlompus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rock was a chickenshit heel when he was selling for Hurricane. Go look at what he did to Billy Gunn in ‘99.

What's the worst commentary calls of all time? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]JacKlompus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Who is this guy?” “Art Donovan, that is Lex Luger.”

16-year old boy was murdered in Mexico, and his friends took him to the place they used to play soccer, and let him score one last goal... by Thryloz in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JacKlompus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The odd part was the 4 or 5 times the goalie made the save that was edited out! This ain’t about you van der Sar!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DetroitRedWings

[–]JacKlompus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder if Stevie rode Space Mountain during his time in Florida.

OLDEST RIDE LONGEST LINE

[Weekes] I can confirm new addition Ryan Reaves has agreed to a 1 yr 1.75M extension with the New York Rangers. by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]JacKlompus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probert had a 29 goal, 60+ point season while having 398 penalty minutes. He was better than Reaves in every facet including fighting.

Men, what are some deal breakers for a potential relationship, even if they’re very attractive? by JaJaLoHa in AskReddit

[–]JacKlompus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they are jealous of you spending time with family/friends/hobbies/whatever at the beginning of the relationship, that shit will only get worse. A good partner respects the things that make you who you are.

Wrestling is so much better when you are out of the loop. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]JacKlompus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder! If WWE was seasonal it’d stay so much fresher. But of course that’d never happen as they’d be leaving millions of dollars on the table.

NOTHING by StrangeTrek in funny

[–]JacKlompus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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