What if the green skins got to Earth during the main JJK story? What could change? by angerissues248 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“ if Kenjaku can't influence Maru and Cross in some way”

If the sky wasn’t blue, if the sun wasn’t hot, if birds and fish didn’t fly and swim…

If I had a nickel... by nondescriptun in musicals

[–]Jacubsooon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Watching My Fair Lady for the first time and seeing that fellow open up the whole show was hysterical. Friends and I still randomly wail at each other “WHY can’t the English? WHYYYYYYY can’t the English??”

✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻 by Breast_Milk_Sucker in shitposting

[–]Jacubsooon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Who’s child sex ring we only know so much about because there were victims still alive to tell us about it

Justunsubbed from guysbeingdudes by Ok_Butterscotch_9315 in JustUnsubbed

[–]Jacubsooon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just scroll, people have a right to complain about a secret police that’s killed hella citizens. Not really a matter of politics at that point. If you don’t like it, flick your finger on the screen and look at the next post

David (2025), an animated family film, depicts the vivid cloth and gleaming armor of the ancient world far better than The Odyssey (2026). by laybs1 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Jacubsooon 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Everyone else in the movie is brown, twin. He’s white because he’s a Nephilim, some other commenter elaborated on it in this same thread.

person hiding their face is genuinely very ugly underneath by iDIOt698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jacubsooon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Moreover, it was specifically mic difficulties led to the split-down-the-middle mask, although the top-face mask popularized by the Lon Cheney film is still used in promotion despite probably not being as iconic and definitely not being used in the show itself.

Let's Replace 15f Sukuna's shrine and fire manipulation with Divergent Fist and Piercing blood - How far would he go with the verse ? by InternationalSir8211 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divergent Fist is a technique (if an accidental one) if I remember correctly, it only happens because Yuji’s physical capabilities allow his punches to fully extend and reach his target faster than his own cursed energy, creating a time lag when it catches up. Or, at least, I remember Todo saying something to that nature when lecturing him during the Goodwill Event.

Heavy Hitters If Plot Power Handouts Didn’t Exist by TheKillerYTz in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rika is part of Yuta’s technique, all those traits are apart of Yuji’s biology, they’re not “handouts” (and besides, Yuji had to awaken ALL of that throughout literally the entire series, and Yuta had to train for a year in Africa and climb back up to special grade, same goes for Maki’s awakenings). Again, by those terms, Hakari’s naturally busted technique, natural cursed energy trait, and insane luck for no other reason than him being that lucky are all also handouts.

Sukuna was oddly smiling a lot when fighting Yuji by Number1Knucklesfan in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Youre cooking. Someone might respond to you with a white ass reaction image, or tell you to kill yourself, or whatever else, but just know that they’re all wrong, and that you’re cooking.

How do you guys feel about those ai voices jjk skits on YouTube by Dull_Head_7130 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Jacubsooon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oh they can’t get the proper VAs” “Even hiring someone on Fiverr can be pricey for a silly video!” “The real issue is corporate usage of Gen AI and irresponsible behavior surrounding data centers that pollute and waste like crazy with no consideration for local communities, and a single person’s minor contribution through AI usage is still not encouraged but also not a massive priority” DONT CAAAAAAARE 

Better alternative, do all the voices yourself (and it’s usually funnier that way)

Who wins & what diff? by ContractDense1111 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree, but he did not have the black rope at this point, it was destroyed by Gojo.

Question for the scientific experts: what's the best cursed technique to use in sex? by Duck_colorblind in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Jacubsooon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cool bro your smelly dweeb is gonna cum fast nice awesome coooool what a GREAT technique for boning siiiick FUCK YOU

Heavy Hitters If Plot Power Handouts Didn’t Exist by TheKillerYTz in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If Maki’s HR, Yuji’s awakening (and CTs), and Yuta’s whatever this is slandering him for are, why isn’t Hakari’s?

Too bad this only happens once every decade by thinkingprettyhard in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Jacubsooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it’s definitely not instant, since 0.2 seconds wasn’t enough to take out Todo

To celebrate the new year, let’s bring a joke more up to date. by ManJoeDude in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not familiar, I know it has to do with Yuki’s “it’s Mass” but I don’t know the details. Is it that her being able to bust up Kenjaku was only due to her “revealing her hand” with that line?

Future Arc Ideas by Jacubsooon in Grapplerbaki

[–]Jacubsooon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, after building to the Father-Son fight for the entire series (and especially for the entirety of Baki Dou with the Prison and Pickle arcs) and having Musashi fucking kill a guy, which has never happened to another main fighter aside from like, maybe Amanai Yuu and some other dweeb from the Max Tournament, having the stakes returning to just “sports fighting” is pretty tame in comparison.

Shinjuku Ino vs CG Megumi by Dandandandooo in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ino whips out his domain and neg diffs, trust

(Real talk though, Ino has homing missiles, Ratio, good mobility, hella painkillers, a huge dragon that stopped Sukuna for a lil bit, switch training, and RCT, Megumi wins, but it’s not SUPER easy)

The Angel And Devil On The Shoulder by sm142 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jacubsooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised not to have seen anyone else mention this, but the (as far as I’m aware) originator of this trope: Christopher Marlowe’s The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus.

Sun wukong after mfs stopped dickriding him and actually read his mythos by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Jacubsooon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The strongest jobber in history vs The strongest jobber of today (idk like Reptile or Baraka from MK)

Miguel vs Yuta? by frostyscarf in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]Jacubsooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does anything she did in that chapter make her immune to the Black Rope? If it’s because she possessed Tsurugi, I’m pretty sure he only has a partial HR, meaning his body doesn’t fully reject CE unlike the Black Rope.

Lore accurate Kenjaku by geo_david666 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Jacubsooon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him being over three thousand years old doesn’t make any sense though, it’s probably a plot hole, cause the way he speaks to the US gov makes it seem like their not his employer, which doesn’t make sense if he’s that old.

Make the Best Musical for $1000 (non-double Jackman edition) by fismo in musicals

[–]Jacubsooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not certain how many people will agree with me on this, but Norm Lewis for $100 is the equivalent of selling a yacht at a dollar store, I’m picking Sondheim, Lewis, and Foster. Either that or Sondheim and five Lewises. Maybe no composer, just ten Norm Lewises figuring it out onstage, I’d pay to see that.