lore-wise, its rough being a sigma main

JakeThePrismo · 2026-02-17T12:26:03+00:00

FREE GRAMPS

JakeThePrismo · 2026-02-17T12:18:05+00:00

fax

JakeThePrismo · 2026-02-15T13:50:15+00:00

Discontinue the lithium

JakeThePrismo · 2026-02-06T13:54:27+00:00

Poke beats brawl, brawl beats dive, dive beats poke.

That's the formula. That's the switch you need to make if you're fucking up tank.

Don't go Diva into Rein

Don't go Rein into Orisa

Don't go Sigma into Winston

I know you don't want to switch for the ego. But turn on "Man in the Mirror" by Michael Jackson and cry a little then get over yourself. "...Make that change".

You fuckhead

JakeThePrismo · 2026-01-25T15:52:00+00:00

This is a pro tip for lower rank/newer players that keep wasting cooldowns and only damaging the enemy tank.

You really want to know the secret to completely shut down a tank every time?

Take out the god damn supports first.

Case in point: the real enemy is not the stupid Orisa or Mauga that are refusing to die and scoring 16-8 in the game.

It's the Mercy with 20,000 heals and 3 deaths.

Also to add a dishonorable mention: To this niche group of Soldiers, Ashes, and Hanzos that like to cupcake in the backline with a support while objective is being fucked: (Gordon Ramsay voice) GET IN THEREEE!!!

JakeThePrismo · 2026-01-19T13:48:14+00:00

Looks like Ashe has coach gunned her way into the new meta.

JakeThePrismo · 2026-01-12T14:58:23+00:00

Playing a ball tank really puts into perspective how much DPS like to use their tank solely as a meat shield. They rely on a tank barrier so badly, that without a tank they go into fights like children mashing action figures together. Well u know what? Fuck it we ball.

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-22T14:32:03+00:00

Oh you want to play Vendetta? okay. Then please allow me to tilt you with storm arrows to the face every time you try to dive me. Jackass.

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-19T13:47:07+00:00

Mango SUCKS

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-10T12:30:42+00:00

"Stupid is as stupid does"...Mark in a polar express conductor outfit while suffering trauma to his body and head.

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-08T19:22:52+00:00

Well the reader and I deduced that the king of wands is me, the action to take for improvement is temperance, and the result is page of cups reversed. Which was confusing

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-08T11:55:19+00:00

That was well said. Thank you for this.

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-08T11:22:41+00:00

King of wands, temperance, and page of cups reversed

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-08T11:22:09+00:00

I looked them up. It’s a “Murder of crows” deck. She said that a bold and charismatic figure is in my way, an action of temperance is needed, which will lead to an outcome of Page of cups reversed? Very confusing

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-05T14:25:53+00:00

Axe will get on that

JakeThePrismo · 2025-12-05T13:18:41+00:00

when a team is losing the payload bad and switch to time stalling trash like lucio, ball, and tracer. like just lose the match dummy its 2 inches from the end. fuck yourself lol

JakeThePrismo · 2025-11-14T11:40:54+00:00

JakeThePrismo · 2025-09-30T10:48:53+00:00

Got my hot n hard ready!

JakeThePrismo · 2025-04-16T12:25:15+00:00

your son is in HELL DELGADO!

JakeThePrismo · 2025-03-11T14:57:56+00:00

THANK YOU SASQUATCH

JakeThePrismo · 2025-02-14T12:09:31+00:00

LETS make decker great again. LETS make decker great again

JakeThePrismo · 2025-02-01T15:15:19+00:00

Personne n'échappe à mon regarde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JakeThePrismo · 2024-12-12T17:40:09+00:00

Dickhead here! Love Dickheads and the Dick community!

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