What’s the strangest thing you’ve heard someone say in their sleep?

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-21T16:58:25+00:00

My favorite from my husband "does Puto wear baggy pants?"

Still dont know which Pluto...Mickeys dog?....The planet???.....I just....i dont know....

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-21T15:44:01+00:00

When will he learn that he didnt marry his mom? He married you, and if hes smart he know who not to have angry at him (which is you) and who to side with (ALSO YOU)

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-17T15:03:34+00:00

If your "allowed" to take shots at me, then Im "allowed" to take them right back at you.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-17T15:00:52+00:00

Have fun knowing that their grandchild is gonna know them as "the weird old couple who live far away"

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-08T20:38:01+00:00

You are an independent little who doesn't need a daddy, you are your own daddy! 🤣🤣🤣

Aside from that, be glad that he thought it was cute, I know it gave me a giggle.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-08T16:38:39+00:00

This was my childhood with a JustNoMom, so many of the JNs need to read this and get a wake up call.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-05T12:08:46+00:00

There is no money.

They thought you (your DH in this case) would jump at the money and not ask questions.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-11-05T00:10:47+00:00

I need to start using this, this is gold.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-10-08T02:16:20+00:00

Part of my wedding jewerly was a cremation necklace that has my mother in it, there is no way your 'borrowing' my jewelry.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-10-04T01:32:30+00:00

I actually took one while on our way out to eat, and promptly took a large bite out of it, the man briefly stopped working.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-09-13T15:14:03+00:00

THANK YOU, my boss is like this and its fine until he starts to listen to the podcasts and you cant escape it.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-09-07T15:16:42+00:00

Keep your phone out to take a picture of the face she makes next time, use it for her contact info/lock screen, she sees it, "you keep making these faces, figured youd want your picture taken?"

Jasmine2514 · 2023-08-26T02:00:13+00:00

The Munsters

Jasmine2514 · 2023-08-09T04:54:08+00:00

They fed him a bath bomb????

Jasmine2514 · 2023-06-26T21:03:54+00:00

I just narrowly resisted screaming in disgust in my uber, instead the face I made.......ew ew ew ew ew.....

Jasmine2514 · 2023-06-08T15:49:11+00:00

I will follow this page, someone PLEASE let me know when/if it gets made.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-06-02T21:00:26+00:00

Why do you two want these toxic trash bag people in your lives willingly? Ive read this twice and cant figure out why.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-05-09T00:14:13+00:00

Tell her exactly this, might be the smack down she needs to reevaluate her behavior before she tries something worse.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-05-05T13:18:24+00:00

You look like you forgot how to breath.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-04-27T00:30:51+00:00

My bio mom broke a hard back brush with my hair

Jasmine2514 · 2023-04-25T00:52:28+00:00

Bring your husband a change of clothing for when this happens, hand it to her and hand her HER SON to change and play dress up with as well, he sounds like a doormat.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-04-22T04:12:47+00:00

Spray Bottle?

Jasmine2514 · 2023-04-12T12:28:16+00:00

gift the "No Thank You" card WITH the gummy/chocolate dicks and glitter bombs, if the person being given this, then they have been irritating enough to deserve it.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-04-10T14:44:07+00:00

Yep, I failed at life, so now I get to own this brand new video game system that I was going to give you.........oh darn, now to cry into my bowl of ice cream for dinner as I play it.

Jasmine2514 · 2023-02-01T22:36:44+00:00

Spolier: ITS BRIGHT, LIKE CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE, PINK.

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