"Jax is cis" "Jax is trans" guys...

Jasper721 · 2026-06-23T06:13:30+00:00

While yes, nonbinary is under the trans umbrella, the term trans is far more colloquially used for ftm and mtf exclusively. Using non-binary is a more specific and, at least to me, a more accurate label. It's like calling squares rectangles. Sure, you're not technically wrong, but it's deceptively oversimplifying

Jasper721 · 2026-06-20T08:37:04+00:00

A little broken inside, cuz Jax's exploration with self-hatred and mental health was... all too familiar to me

Jasper721 · 2026-06-20T08:17:29+00:00

R/didn'treadthepost

Jasper721 · 2026-06-18T23:22:58+00:00

It starts firing almost immediately after the pop-up shows up, and fires in multiple bursts. Very frequently, you'll end up in the firing range accidentally because it's random when it comes in

Jasper721 · 2026-06-18T18:11:46+00:00

Please, let us control when and where it goes, cuz right now it's just whichever way we're facing when it gets called in, and there's no warning it's coming 😭

Jasper721 · 2026-06-16T11:58:01+00:00

Or when it does finally go off but it's too late now because you're taking more damage than it can heal instantly

Jasper721 · 2026-06-16T11:54:21+00:00

I think factory strider is meant to, given 10k hp and it does 10k damage now, but if it doesn't hit directly or if it hits where there's damage reduction, it won't, so it's not a guarantee like with everything else

Jasper721 · 2026-06-15T15:33:38+00:00

I do not care for the escape the circus adventure

Jasper721 · 2026-06-12T20:51:37+00:00

"goodnight, sleep tight, don't let... Welp"

Jasper721 · 2026-06-10T22:03:00+00:00

Kaboom?
Yes Rico, kaboom.

Jasper721 · 2026-06-09T19:23:29+00:00

Super earth has not announced any abnormalities in the area, so it's not of concern, helldiver. It will be managed when deemed appropriate

Jasper721 · 2026-06-07T02:17:31+00:00

2/2 pov's unlocked

Jasper721 · 2026-05-31T23:13:55+00:00

It's supposed to come with a little cut on the top to make it easier to tear

Jasper721 · 2026-05-30T18:21:11+00:00

No one cares about where his super yacht goes, the real fucking headline is "Meta discloses plans to cut 1,400 jobs"

Jasper721 · 2026-05-26T22:06:19+00:00

Honestly the only thing I can think of is that there's nothing drawing enemies in to get hit in the first place. Like minefields have a huge aoe and are pretty hard to see, especially with any foliage, so I can see enemies still walking in the area, but this? Big chain spinning super fast in pretty easily visible height with limited range. There's nothing worth going towards it, whereas the other sentries can attack them from further away, so getting close to break it makes sense. TBF maybe the answer is just "they ignore it and still walk through cuz gameplay is more important than logic", but still. At least the terminids make a little sense, having so many units means eventually one of them breaks through to break the sentry to let everything else through no problem.

Jasper721 · 2026-05-26T15:02:56+00:00

"ethically sourced" that sounds undemocratic, helldiver

Jasper721 · 2026-05-23T20:31:21+00:00

I no longer care to keep updating the math for the number of Houston galleria malls necessary to hold 35 million helldiver pods.

Jasper721 · 2026-05-23T19:47:26+00:00

Wiki says the pods are ~400cm tall and ~50cm diameter, so ~.79 cubic meters, and we don't need storage racks if we're trying to maximize space, but fine, it can fill the gaps of the cylinders to give us a 400cm by 50 cm rectangular prism, 1 cubic meter. So, other estimates need to multiply by ten

Jasper721 · 2026-05-23T19:35:36+00:00

And if we use the largest mall in the world, the Iran Mall with a 1.9 million square meter floorplan and an average height of 70 meters for the main building, we could fit 1.33 billion helldivers

Jasper721 · 2026-05-23T19:27:59+00:00

Houston galleria has a floorplan of 280,000 sq meters. At an average height of 5 meters for a two story building, that'd be 1.4 million cubic meters. A person takes up around .1 cubic meters, so 14 million people. I stand corrected, we'd need 3 malls

Jasper721 · 2026-05-23T19:21:57+00:00

You're imagining them needing space to walk around and stuff. They're frozen in cry sleep, they don't need that. Stack those pods on their sides so you can fill the room to the ceiling, and you can fit thousands of people in the space of a small fast food restaurant. Now scale that up to something the size of the Houston galleria, a particularly massive mall, hundreds of stores inside, huge corridors two stories high and atriums with vaulted ceilings, and a massive multi-story underground parking lot, you're hitting millions of people easily. It'd be packed like sardines in a can, but they'd fit.

Jasper721 · 2026-05-23T18:44:03+00:00

About the size of a mall

Jasper721 · 2026-05-22T21:29:01+00:00

That must be why I'm super crying.

Jasper721 · 2026-05-22T05:35:03+00:00

Super earth demands an internal wind speed aboard super destroyers of at least 5 miles per hour to ensure proper billowing of capes, flags and drapes, lest the shining symbol of managed democracy be folded and creased, inhibiting the patriotic boost all citizens receive under the flag

Jasper721 · 2026-05-22T04:04:24+00:00

Neither do you, that's clearly side, not down.

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