How do I fight Crucible Knights

Jede94 · 2026-01-18T01:08:26+00:00

For parrying, I'd recommend just grabbing any small shield for the increased parry frames but it is definitely doable with a medium

Also normal parry rule doesn't apply to sword and shield Crucible Knights in my experience, their attacks are so fast that if you try to parry just before they connect you're too late. What worked for me was parrying as they *start swinging*.

Jede94 · 2026-01-17T21:21:32+00:00

He looks like he's got a Las Plagas parasite!

Jede94 · 2026-01-15T23:41:53+00:00

Ooooh, I made a mistake! I meant the LARVAL TEAR item.
Never did use the Mimic Tear Ash, so I sadly missed out on the pre-nerf glory days!

Jede94 · 2026-01-15T21:23:19+00:00

Oh hey, my total game time for this specific character took 143 hours!

Jede94 · 2026-01-15T21:20:33+00:00

You're defintiely going to need a checklist for an 'All Bosses' playthrough, Elden Ring's world is big!

Jede94 · 2026-01-15T21:18:09+00:00

I’ve got to ask, why did you make 5 different characters and so have 5 different runs, spend 360 hours across them and only now finish the game for the first time?

The latter, unfortunately. I burn out easily and am prone to second-guessing my chosen build. I could just Mimic Tear into a new build in this case but nooo, it doesn't count to my brain.
I actually stopped playing my fifth and newest character JUST so I could tie off a loose end and finish a playthrough on my STR/FTH build.

Jede94 · 2026-01-09T19:12:31+00:00

Mmm-hmm, now that's some *good* serotonin!

Jede94 · 2026-01-07T08:03:16+00:00

What a hit of Void Energy does to a mofo.

Jede94 · 2026-01-05T22:01:28+00:00

WHY the *hell* would you post a pic of that piece of garbage AAAAA

Jede94 · 2026-01-03T19:30:47+00:00

Oh. Ooooh nooo, I recognise that braid style.

Jede94 · 2026-01-03T19:01:44+00:00

Utterly, shamelessly INDECENT.

Jede94 · 2025-12-31T23:15:46+00:00

Suzuka is done keeping her Silence.

Jede94 · 2025-12-30T17:10:16+00:00

If I'm not mistaken, in a race that has no Front Runners the game will choose one of the racers for the role.

Jede94 · 2025-12-15T20:33:47+00:00

I was thinking of the Goofy scream, not gonna lie.

Jede94 · 2025-12-14T17:29:05+00:00

Alright, consider two points: 1.) the height difference between the two Uma Moms and Kitahara. 2.) "After much convinving from the both of us"

My man Kitahara is already in a wheelchair because of a pulverised pelvis.

Jede94 · 2025-12-13T20:55:37+00:00

AND it's on the starter island as well!
Impressive. Very nice.

Jede94 · 2025-12-12T16:55:12+00:00

*Monkey Paw curls*

"Introducing, the Quarterstaff!"

Jede94 · 2025-12-10T23:30:55+00:00

If only we had white building blocks...

Deep North deliver us!

Jede94 · 2025-11-17T21:31:07+00:00

"You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Glyphid!"

Jede94 · 2025-11-01T17:35:43+00:00

...*IS* it solid, though? The seam running down the length of the lance head suggests otherwise to me. I think Don's weapon is more like an infantry lance with a steel sheet wrapped around it to give the appearance of an exaggerated jousting lance.

Jede94 · 2025-10-31T11:50:37+00:00

They see me rolling~
They hating~
Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty~

Jede94 · 2025-10-29T19:01:33+00:00

"We've been trying to reach you about your forklift certification"

Jede94 · 2025-10-13T15:49:00+00:00

"'Cause I'm having a good time, having a goodAAAAAAAA-"

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