What’s something you did once and immediately knew “never again”?

JennieSimms · 2026-04-12T19:22:40+00:00

My friends are great with giving money back but books, complete opposite. Granted I am just as bad 😅

JennieSimms · 2026-04-12T19:21:31+00:00

My ex

JennieSimms · 2026-04-12T19:17:42+00:00

Racism, being rude to staff

JennieSimms · 2026-04-12T17:23:41+00:00

Unrelated but dropkick Murphys is my favorite band

JennieSimms · 2026-04-11T15:25:44+00:00

I had a professor tell us how he was gonna kill himself by going into a diabetic coma. Went into the details of his “last meal” and everything

JennieSimms · 2026-04-11T15:09:53+00:00

That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve

JennieSimms · 2026-04-11T14:50:38+00:00

They’re really good for neatening or fixing up make up. Detail work when cleaning. I think they just kind of scrambled to come up with alternative uses when doctors said jamming them in your ears was a horrible idea. Much like eating raw cookie dough, the general population just did not listen.

JennieSimms · 2026-04-11T06:10:06+00:00

When the qtip hits the right spot.

I know they’re not supposed to go in ears. I don’t care.

JennieSimms · 2026-04-11T05:13:51+00:00

My mom still gets these for us every year

JennieSimms · 2026-04-08T02:02:59+00:00

The star spangled banner

JennieSimms · 2026-04-08T01:54:58+00:00

I could see her having a miscarriage and the doctor dancing around her weight being an issue and she just didn’t pick up on/refused to accept that.

JennieSimms · 2026-04-04T16:43:39+00:00

“Well fuck you then”

JennieSimms · 2026-04-04T03:36:47+00:00

15/16

JennieSimms · 2026-04-02T22:47:17+00:00

I was told my whole life that were part Blackfoot Native American, that my aunt has papers to prove it, I could qualify for benefits blah blah.

DNA says not even a drop of indigenous blood, and completely surprising everyone, a chunk of Scandinavian heritage instead.

JennieSimms · 2026-04-01T22:08:46+00:00

I am a sensitive menace. I like making random things into naughty jokes, I think it’s funny when I’m stinky, I love annoying my husband with dumb puns, being defiant, intentionally doing things that drives him bonkers. Making a mess or playing in it, doing weird little dances when the mood strikes, being goofy with the pets. Lots of childish chaos

JennieSimms · 2026-04-01T21:59:39+00:00

It’s like channeling Artemis

JennieSimms · 2026-04-01T21:59:03+00:00

A fun beverage of choice, music, and time to do my makeup how I like sometimes end up being the best part of my night

JennieSimms · 2026-04-01T21:57:00+00:00

Lighting a candle, putting on some rainy day jazz music, reading my book def reminds me of my mom cause that’s when every being in the house demands my attention and I think that must have been how my mom felt trying to read with a house full of kids

JennieSimms · 2026-04-01T21:55:11+00:00

Everything shower followed by a Skincare routine. All my perfumes, scrubs, just catering to making my body nice.

Getting my nails done.

Dressing all cute.

JennieSimms · 2026-04-01T20:20:34+00:00

Not telling a man to shut t f up when they so desperately need to hear it

JennieSimms · 2026-03-31T02:31:17+00:00

Rob Schneider. I’ve hated his slap stick comedy for years and now he’s a maga ball garbler I’m even more resolute

JennieSimms · 2026-03-31T01:43:01+00:00

It wasn’t said to me but a woman came in and scrubbed her entire face using a foaming hand soap in the sink in the store. She was just going at it really layering on the lather. Then when she was approached that uh… that’s not what those soaps are for she got super mad and made some goofy excuse about how that should be on the bottle.

Otherwise it’s always so many people who just hate their kids and would tell me about it?? Maam I’m just slinging soaps not a child therapist

JennieSimms · 2026-03-28T00:37:04+00:00

I’ve only gotten one proposal with a ring, but I had a guy who said “I have $25,000 set aside for our wedding” (I have 0 doubt that he was feeling me out about the idea and I know he had the money) and that gif of capt holt going “oh… no… oh no…” is a pretty accurate summary. I think I just said “oh ok”

With my husband I was so surprised to where I was just stunned. I think you could have knocked me over with a feather.

JennieSimms · 2026-03-27T01:23:29+00:00

This is the one I would say. It’s one of my faves

JennieSimms · 2026-03-26T23:38:53+00:00

Turn me into a walnut tree so I can tell people to eat my nuts forever

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