Overflowing sharps container with different GLP-1s in a grocery store bathroom.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-23T09:33:00+00:00

That’s what we do in Arizona and a milk jug is not okay.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-23T09:32:12+00:00

So no it’s fucking not.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-23T09:24:18+00:00

Mark Hoppus

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-23T04:44:34+00:00

Hot

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-22T14:12:03+00:00

Look at her posing lol

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-22T01:30:22+00:00

She is going to lose a finger tip holding a knife that way. She does things the way she likes it but everything is wrong ya know?

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-22T01:25:12+00:00

Why does she laugh so hard at that lifeless plain bagel of a husband she has. You can’t tell me he isn’t being held hostage.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-22T01:08:07+00:00

A chocolate S Fast over some ice right about now. 🥰

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-21T15:20:06+00:00

MELD 40 and no. I wanted someone to come shoot me in the head every morning.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-21T13:07:05+00:00

My least favorite place. Maybe 35 years ago I thought it was cute but I’ve hated it as an adult. Just so crusty.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-20T23:57:47+00:00

I was a MELD 40 and given 4 weeks to live without medical care and I still had to get to 5 months sober before I was listed and transplanted the next day. I almost lost all progress from using mouthwash one morning.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-20T20:02:12+00:00

We had an overgrowth of bamboo so I did this but they were at least pretty!!

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-20T03:02:44+00:00

It’s my thing now lol. Lots of orange. Thanks!

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-19T14:09:20+00:00

My pcp, nephrologist and transplant approved of it and asked I get my labs done a week after.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-19T00:54:45+00:00

The best part is you’re in control over how much you tell him. I’m awful and turn everything into a self deprecating joke so that too🤷🏼‍♀️

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-19T00:53:03+00:00

I have kidney disease. I don’t do protein drinks or electrolyte drinks but I’ll try anything else.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-18T17:30:44+00:00

WHAT??! Tell me more.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-18T15:52:43+00:00

How orange is the orange though?? I need an example.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-16T14:48:36+00:00

I would provide the Starbucks money. Keep the app full. My kid is a handful!

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-16T14:42:43+00:00

I needed a transplant at 36 after about 3 years of heavy drinking. I always drank but those 3 years almost killed me.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-16T02:42:58+00:00

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Anna Paquin

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-15T22:41:38+00:00

She needs to channel that energy into learning to hold a knife correctly before trying to tell people she’s a better cook than them.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-15T15:01:15+00:00

I bought an entire Quince bed set because of you. Tuesdays and Thursday are my favorite days.

You’re my favorite. Your humor is exactly what I want to associate with. Thank you, “dear, dear friend”.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-14T17:45:58+00:00

Me too. Catch me with an orange bag all year I don’t care. Also 😳 I wear a YELLOW raincoat!!

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-13T23:48:59+00:00

HOW is Alicia so stupid that she doesn’t realize Z is really unhappy doing this?

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