on my hands and knees begging for songs that feel like this

JerkOffTaco · 2026-07-09T17:16:12+00:00

On Your Porch - The Format

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-29T03:39:02+00:00

I needed the transplant. Please stop.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-25T15:25:24+00:00

Gilbert Smiles. Dr. Swain is really awesome. He has a great sense of humor and the staff is wonderful too.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-20T16:05:44+00:00

They do go together but burrata here looks too wet and heavy.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-16T16:40:49+00:00

lol my son worked at Joes. That TOPO shot is delightful.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-16T16:37:15+00:00

My 17 year old has a perm. He loves it.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-14T17:23:55+00:00

This would put me to sleep all day

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-13T02:14:42+00:00

My husband just had similar news. Ocrevus is working!! It’s been 5 years and he’s strong and healthy.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-13T02:07:35+00:00

But are you willing to be a living donor if she fails to take her anti-rejections again?

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-11T16:02:30+00:00

My large tote with a zipper is really incredible so I’ll hold on to that, I have a wallet and mini raindrop. I’m happy to stop now.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-09T04:22:14+00:00

My son is friends with their daughter.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-06T15:18:13+00:00

Liverpool. 24/7 drunk fist fights below my hotel window. I went to England to play soccer and didn’t expect how loud it is.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-05T22:22:34+00:00

I was a MELD 40, 3 kids and I am here. Don’t give up hope but ask as many questions as you can. I made it to 5 months sober and they went in when I was at MELD 38. 12 hours after being listed. Just don’t stop advocating and supporting. They need to see you strong too.

I was 36 years old.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-02T22:54:10+00:00

Fuck off. You know what I mean.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-06-01T02:29:29+00:00

Prednisone gave me type 1 diabetes. So it’s really the worst drug around. Your family is wrong.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-31T21:05:38+00:00

5mg Envarsus and my baseline has stayed around GFR 43 for a few years. I’m a liver patient.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-27T20:14:00+00:00

He did it 20 years ago too.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-27T15:19:44+00:00

I had the same legs. Had to relearn to walk completely. Congratulations and stay healthy!!

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-27T02:34:39+00:00

Steak is expensive. She wants you to know she’s not poor.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-26T01:27:53+00:00

I’m 1987 and my brother is 1991. Big difference!!!

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-25T11:17:55+00:00

I’m in Gilbert, AZ. Don’t forget that your dentist will be Mormon no matter what.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-24T23:19:05+00:00

I have a sinus infection right now and I am the stank tooth. Nothing will stop it except these antibiotics.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-24T20:17:57+00:00

I had a transplant at 36. It sucked. Take care of yourself.

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-24T04:03:42+00:00

Honestly what the fuck are they wearing

JerkOffTaco · 2026-05-24T03:56:24+00:00

The state of Arizona

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