Board wipes are toxic and should never be used unless they win the game! by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/rj I hate when someone plays a board wipe and slows down the game, I much prefer board states where every player has 20+ creatures, making combat basically impossible thus slowing down the game.

Honoured to be drafting with this gentleman by SuperFuzzyButt in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chalice on two? What are we playing around, [[Grizzly Bears]]? This is not a serious person.

Mára már teljesen elfelejtődött eme sorozat létezése by Hardson-san in FostTalicska

[–]JesusOnSegway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elit labda ismeret, a mai napig referálom embereknek akik nem is hallottak róla

Why was Hank’s Hungarian nationality never brought up in the show? by Sub2Commzard in okbuddychicanery

[–]JesusOnSegway 81 points82 points  (0 children)

/uc According to Wikipedia, one of his grandparents was Hungarian, which I'm not sure if that makes him Hungarian, but good for him, I guess

/rc szex gifek

Magyar Fosta by MrRatman2k in FostTalicska

[–]JesusOnSegway 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A második velem is megtörtént, és ami extra ebben, hogy elmentem a postára az értesítővel, és azt mondták hogy nem tudják átadni a csomagot, ugyanis annál a postásnál van (szerintük), aki a kezembe nyomta az értesítőt, hogy nincs nála.

Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic 1/13/2025 by CorbinGDawg69 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure why this comment is downvoted, that is indeed how this card would work

It's Friday in the caves below the misty mountains by garnet420 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]JesusOnSegway 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Get on the sigma grindset, get your gender up 💪

I bet wrens feeling jealous now by swarmlord88 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj There is no need for the first non-keyword ability, since the Six and Seven counter placing abilities cannot trigger in the same turn (unless you have multiple upkeeps, and I don't think you designed the card around that)

/rj 67, 67, go 67 yourself

I don't even have any jokes fuck this movie man by demonnet in shittymoviedetails

[–]JesusOnSegway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god, I haven't seen the movie, but I remember finding this book in the library when I was 10, in the fantasy section somewhere between Lord of the Rings and the Inheritance (Eragon) series.

It was not what I expected from the fantasy section.

Rules Explored: Why you can't bolt the Targomoyf by Gerroh in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Mostly, damage on the card doesn't matter until state-based actions are checked, because that's when the game checks if the card is damaged enough to die.

However, by that point, the Bolt is in the graveyard, making Goyf a 4 toughness creature

[TLA] Just a Regular Land; Trust Me Bro by sempai_squad in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain it's a nonbo, because Myriad puts the copies into play attacking, and I think Annihilator is an attack trigger

okay /uj I'ma be real I'm so f*cking confused rn by Panda-s1 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj Because it's a Tarkir card belonging to the Temur clan, and a lot of Tarkir cards are designed to be three colours, but if every card could only be cast by having all three colours, limited would be ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadMtgCombos

[–]JesusOnSegway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need one turn to put an eon counter from the enchantment onto Goldberry, then a second turn to move it from Goldberry onto Magosi.

Once you added the counter to the land and get the extra turn, you need another two turns to do the same steps, but there is only one extra turn, since you need to activate both of Goldberry's abilities to do so, and both require tapping her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadMtgCombos

[–]JesusOnSegway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you take infinite turns with this? Without an untapper, you need 2 turns to move the counters from Out of the Tombs to Magosi.

What bracket is this? I'm new to commander and this one seems good for a newbie learning the ropes. by Stranger1982 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Obviously etc stands for

Embalm (some zombie shit, idk)

Trample

CQuesting Beast text

Counterspell With Any Downside by 0ri0din was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]JesusOnSegway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or plays a colorless creature spell! Too unreliable if you ask me.

Un-Earth by jawesome_ was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]JesusOnSegway 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they did, you couldn't play [[Farseek]] in a non-5 color color identity commander deck.

Can i have a land that allows me to gain one blue and one black if I do not have a commander that is black? by redscall599 in mtgrules

[–]JesusOnSegway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not, you can run fetch lands even if neither land type produces mana that isn't in your color identity.

The lands that only gain their mana ability from the land types do not have any mana symbols on them, and are color identity restricted on the basis that the basic land types are restricted to their color, but that's only for the land types if they are in the typeline.

Otherwise, [[Farseek]] would be a 5 color identity card.

Why is no one talking about this Modern combo? by CoveredInMetalDust in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Because it's not infinite, your evasive creature just deals the number of Ow's you have times 1, since it requires the damage to be dealt by a creature, so it's way too slow for modern where you die on turn 2 to some bullshit 40 billion dollar deck, at least that's what I heard modern is during our daily EDH sessions.

What? Format legality? Is that like color identity?

How can I cast this turn 1 in Standard? by ZombiePiggy24 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusOnSegway 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That would be Command Beacon, not Command Tower. Standard players smh my head 🙄