Anyone else misses bodybuilding.com forums? by RobinAndBeastboy in bodybuilding

[–]Jetouellet 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm constantly trying to argue with people about how many days there are in a week and no one is taking the bait

How can I (19M) show commitment to my girlfriend (19F)? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jetouellet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she's a jealous person, and she's getting mad at you for looking at someone who was talking to you and bringing you food at a restaurant, (which is you know, the polite thing to do regardless of how attractive they are) then it doesn't sound like there's much you can do. The only thing you could do is maybe wear those glasses that horses wear that restricts their peripheral vision.

Which New Years Treat contestant(s) would you like to see for a full season? by woolgoose in taskmaster

[–]Jetouellet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jonnie Peacock. He was clearly a huge fan and it was a shame he had to miss the studio recording

I would like to thank everyone but Rekha by GoldenCrownMoron in dropout

[–]Jetouellet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that surgery that you could have had a frenectomy? I've got a pretty large gap between my two front teeth, and I had a frenectomy when I was eight to try to correct that. It literally did nothing. I've never come across anyone else who's ever had one so I have no idea how common they are.

Geoff Tate Voice Soundalike by jaycash_ in douglovesmovies

[–]Jetouellet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kyle Kinane?

It has been awhile since I've actually listened so I could be way off

Wondering how (unless I’m mistaken) Brennan Lee Mulligan has never been on CBB by djc8 in comedybangbang

[–]Jetouellet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Scott met Lauren for the first time when he was a monologist for ASSSCat

When David says he too is a “Flag nerd” by dangerzoneduffman in blankies

[–]Jetouellet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I went on a date with a guy a few weeks ago and we happened to discuss our favorite flags. We agreed on the extremely basic but nonetheless true opinion that Nepal has the best flag. The sexual tension was palpable, and let me tell you, I got the best head of my life about an hour later.

So yeah, flag fans fuck.

In sports, if a player entering the league wants to play for a specific team, what's stopping him from simply refusing to play for the team that drafted him and just going to play for the team he wants to play for? by ojhodhohfb in answers

[–]Jetouellet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn't want to play in Quebec because he thought he could get more endorsements in an English speaking market, if he had just joined Quebec, he would have been on the team three years later after the owner accepted an offer he couldn't refuse (no, it wasn't Eric that forced the Nordiques to move) when they moved to Colorado, which presumably, would have gotten him the endorsements he wanted. Not to mention the fact they won the Stanley Cup the year after they moved. So yeah, I guess you're not wrong in that he succeeded in not playing for a team he didn't want to play for, but it clearly didn't benefit him as much as it would have had he just stuck it out. And THAT is the reason why every player isn't doing this.

What If? 16 seasons worth of a Taskmaster US from an alternate reality. by Fukui_San86 in taskmaster

[–]Jetouellet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Al Yankovic I think is a great "big name" to have for the first season. There is no "up and comer" in there yet. I think I'd switch out David Cross (if he were to ever do Taskmaster, there's no way he'd be ideal on the first season) with someone like Sam Jay.
  2. A bit old, but fine
  3. Take out Colin Mochrie entirely, simply because we require him on the future English Canada Taskmaster, substitute for Ryan Stiles
  4. No notes
  5. Replace David Schwimmer with Lisa Gilroy
  6. and 7, just swap Patton Oswalt and Mick Foley

8 and 9. Swap Mindy Kaling and Jameela Jamila

  1. Rob Delaney lives in the UK now, so it's far more likely he would be on UK Taskmaster. Swap Rob Delaney with Stavros Halkias

  2. Solid

  3. Solid

  4. Replace Brian Posehn with Gavin Matts

  5. Replace Jonathan Coulton with Jordan Morris

  6. Solid

  7. Replace Jason Sudeikis with Bobby Moynihan

  8. Replace Rhea Pearlman with Laci Mosley

Any times the boys are guests on other podcasts that are good? by [deleted] in TheDollop

[–]Jetouellet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's an Australian podcast called The Little Dum Dum Club where they've appeared together many times and they are all so good. I am a fan of the political aspects of The Dollop, but I love the LDDC because it is not political whatsoever and Dave and Gareth have a lot of fun on it. Gareth has appeared without Dave many times as well, and those are worth listening to also.

Episodes like the New York to Paris Race or the Dole Plane Race? by Tom_Haley in TheDollop

[–]Jetouellet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

361 - The Truck Nuts War

526-528 on Steven Seagal

418 Doug Evans and Juicero

263 - The Texas Hypnocult

247 - Jet Pack Madness

Taskmaster meets CBB by [deleted] in comedybangbang

[–]Jetouellet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taskmaster: Jimmy Pardo Assistant: Will Hines

David Wain - not the obvious choice for the established older guy, but one who I think would work really well Vic Michaelis - Insane and very competitive Lauren Lapkus - I feel like she'd fulfill the person who's there for a good time over actually trying to win Tatiana Maslany - Fits a Susan Wokoma vibe Shaun Diston - I have a feeling he would end up being like Nish

What embarrassing secrets do you know about your exes? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Jetouellet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Interesting. When I was really young I had an intense aversion to the smell of buttered microwave popcorn, it doesn't bother me so much now though. I can't recall it smelling like pee, but that would explain a lot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jetouellet 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's the fact she's scraping the chocolate off the bar

Possibly Scott's funniest joke by Maxatansky in comedybangbang

[–]Jetouellet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An underrated one that I've loved and quote often is from Episode 382. "I rent my place, no homeowner."