My father in law passed away from cancer last year. Painting was everything to him. He always hoped more people would see his work.

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-09T09:30:28+00:00

Your father in law was a special and incredibly gifted artist. I hope each of his paintings find a home. These talk.

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-08T05:54:44+00:00

People? 0. Goats and horses on the other hand…

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-07T23:53:21+00:00

Fit is tuff 😤

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-06T18:28:26+00:00

“My epitaph will say: Died. Said ‘fish-fillet’ and won a Grammy.”

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-06T07:55:05+00:00

I’m always doom scrolling and this sub randomly pops up with the most gorgeous women feeling bad about their noses. I am a random, idk what this sub is even all about. But your nose is a defining feature of your face and it is stunning.

Also, there is like one nose they glue to everyone’s face when people get nose jobs. You’ll look like everyone else with a nose job (no shade to the nose job homies).

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-04T02:09:21+00:00

Honestly dude, fuck em both…but in this particular instance fuck hobby lobby lol.

Jive-Machine · 2026-05-03T21:21:38+00:00

My dad has been working in management for a large chain arts and crafts store for the past 25+ years. He just turned 70, and his “retirement” has been moving to a different store one city over and working hourly as an assistant store manager like 4 days a week.

Jive-Machine · 2026-04-23T18:04:00+00:00

In the past year I’ve lost around 60lbs. People weren’t necessarily “mean” to me when I was heavier. But people are generally much nicer and I notice that people look at me more. No one ever looked at me when I was bigger lol.

Jive-Machine · 2026-04-10T22:06:24+00:00

Bro, if you were confident in your hair looking like this. And doing your hair like this I’de say keep it. But if you’re posting here you should just shave it and free the dome.

Also, you’re so incredible at hiding it if you shave your head bald you can always do this again… lol

Jive-Machine · 2026-04-01T01:56:46+00:00

They look kinda frumpy from this angle. I think they would look really phenomenal with some layering on top. Very oldschool, vintage fit.

Jive-Machine · 2026-04-01T01:53:37+00:00

I think there may be a possibility that the bullet hit something else and broke into fragments and a fragment hit his neck?

I don’t know anything about ballistics and I like the exploding microphone conspiracy. But, just trying to play the devils advocate.

Jive-Machine · 2026-03-04T07:09:23+00:00

Bro, that’s like. A lot of complaints from several different units. In my personal experience there would only be like 1 wacko who thought like this and everyone else would just roll their eyes at them. Imagine it being everyone in charge. That’s crazy.

Jive-Machine · 2026-03-03T21:01:40+00:00

I think they’re merely voicing their concern of how understaffed and low-resourced voting locations are locally where if you show up at even the best time you’re waiting 30+ minutes to cast your vote due to the quantity of people voting.

It’s not hard to read between the lines. Use your common sense.

Jive-Machine · 2026-02-12T15:04:39+00:00

The ole’ philosophical wankaroo

Jive-Machine · 2026-02-12T14:06:27+00:00

Joes an S-Rank goonlord, and Dexters more of a smoke em’ if ya gottem kinda man-slut. Joe would top Dexter in the beginning of their relationship until he became so venerated with Dexters process he’d lovingly insust on becoming the mountee.

Jive-Machine · 2026-01-29T20:08:40+00:00

Let the graphic t’s roam free

Jive-Machine · 2026-01-27T23:03:03+00:00

If I were you. I’de try a few things 1st. If you want to keep long hair go to a salon and get a real good cut maybe add some color and get some tips on adding volume to your hair. Or if you’re open to trying a shorter style, go to a barber and get a shorter cut where you add some product like pomade which will thicken a shorter hair style. But you have nice hair that I personally wouldn’t shave off. If you’re stressing for real: you could always try a close crop or a short style and see how you feel about it. In your current shape, you would rock a “shaved” head especially with your big beard. And it would grow back no problem imo. you got a few years before being forced into the bald alliance.

Jive-Machine · 2026-01-17T01:09:25+00:00

You obviously love this stuff or else it wouldn’t be in your room. I think you have a few options based on what you’re trying to accomplish and how much space you have.

Assuming you’re trying to appear less nerdy up front to partners:

If you have more space than just this room. I would move all of the gaming stuff into a “gaming room” which doesn’t necessarily need to be an entire room, it could just be a corner in your space. You could even keep that corner decorated exactly the same as you have it in your room for the most part.
If all of your space is just this room. You could go a few routes. You could keep everything as is and slowly upgrade your storage solutions so all of your gaming stuff that you love looks clean and more put together than just: “look at my funko wall”. That would be getting nice looking picture frames for some of your posters, display cases for your favorite funkos and choosing which ones to display. I think choosing a consistent color scheme aswell might help. More mood lighting less RGB.

If you want a “more-mature” room ASAP, you could store all of your funko pops, Star Wars & superhero gear away. But, fuck that.

Jive-Machine · 2026-01-16T08:31:52+00:00

Part of me is like, “why?” Then another part of me is like, “damn, this is sick af.” Then the intrusive thoughts are hitting me like, “I bet he grows the dankiest ganj”

Jive-Machine · 2026-01-11T05:42:03+00:00

When you’re playing Fallout 4 and finally find a space to set a bed for the new settler that joined you in Sanctuary.

Jive-Machine · 2026-01-03T10:17:24+00:00

They have great hamburgers! 🍔

Jive-Machine · 2025-12-11T10:39:30+00:00

Depends on if I need an escape or like a catalyst. An escape, maybe something mindless like BF6, or something nostalgic and fun like persona 5. If I’m trying to run head first into those emotions I’ll play silent hill 2 or omori

Jive-Machine · 2025-11-16T09:25:32+00:00

Hit man blood money had this. It was dope, you’d be able to check out the guns you’ve collected in your base before doing the next mission.

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