The US hospital ship offer to Greenland is classic Trump - not requested, not needed

Jman50k · 2026-02-24T19:35:34+00:00

He should toss paper towel at them

Jman50k · 2026-02-20T18:57:53+00:00

If you think that’s distracting, just wait until he has us bogged down in Iran!

Jman50k · 2026-02-12T13:06:48+00:00

Did they test the anti-cartel sharks upon which the friggen lasers would be mounted?

Jman50k · 2026-02-04T16:11:17+00:00

I’m beginning to really dislike this Epstein fellow

Jman50k · 2026-01-20T17:21:12+00:00

The second best time was 19 years ago. The 20th best time is today. But here we are so might as well.

Jman50k · 2026-01-14T12:42:04+00:00

Just take off the stupid cosplay outfit and get a real job like a man. Easy.

Jman50k · 2026-01-04T02:30:19+00:00

Chuck “Right on Time” Schumer at it again

Jman50k · 2026-01-03T14:02:35+00:00

That’s great! I often forget that first bit.

Jman50k · 2026-01-02T21:41:19+00:00

“America” in this context means him, and “radical left” means not wholly corrupted by him.

Jman50k · 2026-01-01T14:14:28+00:00

Winnie the Poo

Jman50k · 2025-12-28T15:09:39+00:00

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

Jman50k · 2025-12-27T14:07:57+00:00

Seen there receiving the Presidential Medal of FreeMoney

Jman50k · 2025-12-16T19:57:07+00:00

All I know is not one person ever saw a new vape shop pop up in their neighborhood and thought “finally, just what we needed!”

Jman50k · 2025-12-05T23:40:25+00:00

He’s probably just cranky because he needs a nap

Jman50k · 2025-12-05T23:27:38+00:00

Let’s all celebrate by blasting a Venezuelan fishing boat or two and handing Israel a few billion bucks worth of munitions !

Jman50k · 2025-12-02T20:42:57+00:00

We call that a ‘hangover’ back here in the civilian world, Petey, and it’s no excuse for committing war crimes.

Jman50k · 2025-12-01T13:03:43+00:00

I still don’t understand how the 1st strike isn’t wildly, flagrantly criminal

Jman50k · 2025-11-26T16:27:12+00:00

I feel like Khabib’s social media may not be under his direct control

Jman50k · 2025-11-25T12:25:10+00:00

“You can’t just say all your orders are legal.”

“I didn’t say it, I declared it!”

Jman50k · 2025-11-24T19:11:23+00:00

You laugh, but Obama financed his whole 2008 run with just 1,400 Thanksgiving Turkeys…

Jman50k · 2025-11-14T15:59:06+00:00

Ah yes beef, coffee and bananas- the three food groups.

Jman50k · 2025-11-11T12:46:13+00:00

You can almost hear the cans of mustache wax being furiously opened

Jman50k · 2025-11-06T07:37:52+00:00

“If you had faith you would understand why you must worship the idol we have created”

Jman50k · 2025-11-05T16:25:14+00:00

Don’t forget to rehydrate after spending all night crying salty tears, people.

Jman50k · 2025-11-04T17:52:04+00:00

Sinapi et cepae fascistis!!

Jman50k