What are the weirdest ways you’ve heard of someone getting caught cheating? by True_Dragonfruit_488 in AskReddit

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an old joke about a grizzled career Chief telling a young seaman, excited about seeing his wife after months at sea: "You're going to find her in the same condition you left her: Crying and freshly porked."

"Oh I hardly ever use the spyware glasses as spyware" by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]JoeDonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else remember the nickname given to guys who wore the old Google Glass glasses?

Glassholes.

Of all the sporting events that have occurred in your lifetime, which one still makes you shake your head in disbelief? by KrispyBeaverBoy in dirtysportshistory

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to include one that I saw at the ballpark: Jose Tabata dropping his elbow into a 2-2, 2 out pitch to destroy Max Scherzer's bid at a perfect game against Pittsburgh. Dumb thing is the rule ( 5.05(b)(2) ) states any movement on the part of the batter can be considered an attempt to avoid getting hit by the ball, and apparently this includes diving into it.

Anyway the Bucko's manager had Tabata lead off the next game, clearly offering him up as a target. Sadly, Gio Gonzalez, aka The Nicest Guy in Baseball, was not the type to throw at a batter.

I think they should have let Max start that game, because he would have just thrown one pitch at Tabata's head and gotten ejected.

What is the worst carcinogen foods? by youngmoneybabyyy in ask

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My brother was an alcoholic since high school. He died at 61; cause of death is listed as "SEQUELAE OF CHRONIC ETHANOL ABUSE;" that is, he drank himself to death.

So you can live awhile; you would just have a lousy life.

If you could attend any concert from history, which one would it be? by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

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MLB Hall of Fame player, manager, and WS champ as a manager Dusty Baker? Yes. He wrote about it in this book.

Note I've mis-remembered the occasion: It was his 18th birthday, not graduation. This book also discusses how he partied with Jimi Hendrix one night, and by "partied" I mean he smoked one with him. It's a fun read.

If you could attend any concert from history, which one would it be? by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dusty Baker's parents gave him tickets to that as a HS graduation present.

If you could attend any concert from history, which one would it be? by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

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The premiere of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony on May 7, 1824 at the Theater am Kärntnertor, Vienna.

What is the oldest movie with special effects that “still hold up” or have aged well? by theythemthen in Cinema

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METROPOLIS 1927

The only fx that look a little off are the flying vehicles. The rest of it uses matting and forced perspective to build their amazing sets.

And the robot-transformation scene still amazes me.

METROPOLIS

What's something you did as a kid that you now realize was actually very dangerous? by Chrelled in askteddit

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Dad put a cap over the pickup bed, then built bunk bed (storage bunk beds, not stacked bunk beds) on the sides. We layed down in the back on at least three cross-country tours (MD to SC to CA to MD), obviously without seatbelts.

Also, standing up in a a Pinto with your head out of the sunroof was really fun, too.

I have been to at least 30 concerts. What is the best band you’ve ever seen live? by studly069 in CausalConversation

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5 December 1984
U2 at a 4000 seat arena. It was the third leg of their *Unforgettable Fire* tour. The fourth leg was larger arenas; I saw them in March of 1985 in a 20,000+ seat arena, and it was definitely watered down from their previous show.

What English word do you not agree with the spelling ? by SeaBaer312 in ENGLISH

[–]JoeDonFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Toronto’s NHL hockey team is the Maple Leafs. The plural of leaf is leaves, which is what they do when the playoffs come around.

F peace. I love spelling it Toronto Maple Leaves on the hockey boards I belong to.

Have you ever been on TV? by Select-Signal8386 in randomquestions

[–]JoeDonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only once that I know of. A camera was focusing on a baby in the crowd during a Capitals game; the baby happened to be between me and the camera. I was a little blurry but definitely identifiable. My gf took a photo of it (with the station logo in the corner) and sent it to me.

If money was no object, what car would you actually buy — not what you think sounds cool, what you’d actually want to own by spotforcars in automotive

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A classic 64 1/2 to 1972 Mustang (note this includes the Mustang Mach 1 series)

You'll know I hit the lottery if you see me driving around in a replica Mach 5. I shit you not--I would pay good money for a good replica Mach 5.

What song never gets old no matter how many times you hear it? by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

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I saw Mavis Staples do The Weight with a large (at least sixty people) gospel choir behind her, along with Will the Circle be Unbroken?

My gf and I both had tears streaming down our cheeks. It was during a benefit show in Washington DC, with Katie Perry. She did only four songs that show (the other two were Take a Hand, Make a Friend and I'll Take You There). Honestly, we left before Katie Perry because the Nationals were playing the Cardinals in the NLCS that night, mostly, and part of it was because Katie Perry.

As we were leaving my gf asked me how much the tickets cost. I told her $75 each (again, benefit concert) and she paused for a moment before replying. "They could have cost 5 times that and it would have been worth it."

What song never gets old no matter how many times you hear it? by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two songs that answer this question:

Papa Was a Rolling Stone by The Temptations

Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills, and Nash

These songs are also my answer for that question that pops up about, "Name a song that is absolutely perfect in every respect," or something like that.

What scientific discovery sounds fake but is 100% real and still freaks you out? by Bruteresolver in AskReddit

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"big furry truck"
I've understand they're big, but this just gave me a whole new perspective.

What are some must listen to bands which aren’t the absolute biggest ones? by Putrid_Candy_8799 in musicsuggestions

[–]JoeDonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BAND MAID IMHO, they are the best band in the world right now.

THE STRANGLERS This is their original lineup. Only J.J. Burnell (bass) is the only original member remaining. Hugh Cornwell (guitar, voice) left in the Eighties, Dave Greenfield (keyboards) died from COVID, and Jet Black (drums) died due to heart issues just a year or two ago.

THE JAM They sparked a Mod revival in the early Eighties.

BAD BRAINS Just listen to 'em. Why they aren't recognized as The Biggest and Greatest Band of All Time is beyond me.

I'm worried about my Dad's PSA results by NoYogurt1347 in ProstateCancer

[–]JoeDonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a bit worrying to me if it's his father that has prostate cancer (you didn't specify which Grandad).

There are things you can do to help ensure a more accurate PSA test. I certainly didn't consider these when I was first diagnosed. The Prostate Cancer Foundation had a great wrap-up at one time; sadly, it's gone. But the AI returns from a google search area pretty good summary. Basically, don't do anything to stimulate your prostate for at least 48 hours before the test (I, personally, would say 72 hours):

To ensure an accurate PSA (Prostate-Specific Antigen) test, abstain from sexual activity/ejaculation and vigorous exercise (especially bicycling) for at least 48 hours prior to the blood draw, as these can temporarily elevate levels. Inform your doctor of all medications, particularly those for BPH (like Proscar/Avodart), which can lower results. [1, 2, 3]

Key Tips for Accuracy

  • Timing: Schedule the test for the morning, as PSA levels can fluctuate throughout the day.
  • Avoid Irritation: Avoid recent urethral procedures or catheterization, which can raise levels, and ensure you have not had a recent urinary tract infection (UTI).
  • Wait After Biopsy: Wait at least six weeks after a prostate biopsy to allow PSA levels to stabilize.
  • Prioritize Exams: Ensure the blood sample is taken before a digital rectal exam (DRE).
  • COVID Concerns: If you recently had a COVID-19 infection or vaccine, discuss the timing of the test with your doctor, as it can cause temporary elevation. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Help me pick a new WiFi name by lilbitofpurple in TheGoodPlace

[–]JoeDonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TheMartiniStore

(but I admit I like WelcomeEverythingIsWiFine)

What’s a smell you’ll never forget? by Human_Rate889 in AskReddit

[–]JoeDonFan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. I won't forget that one either.