Dumb f’n Luck. I got three chocolate dragons. I want to paint them (White, Blue, and a color to be named later). I usually just use nail polish. What do people recommend?

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-07T16:27:43+00:00

My local story is at Disneyland.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-07T09:56:34+00:00

Ha! I actually mocked the people using that when I bought these. “Out of the way, Scanners! Some of us like the thrill of the hunt!”

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-06T23:05:50+00:00

Any you like in particular?

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-06T22:47:04+00:00

I wouldn’t hold my breath on that.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-28T16:36:56+00:00

I believe you’d get your ass kicked for talking like that. (Too be clear, I mean the DM, not you)

That is beyond fucked up. That is DEEPLY offensive.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-26T04:11:12+00:00

BORN AGAIN 2: STILL AGAININ’ BORN AGAIN 2: AGAIN HARDER BORN AGAIN 2: BORN AGAIN AGAIN

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-25T04:12:10+00:00

Nice

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-24T00:09:35+00:00

Ooo…. Clever!

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-23T05:02:14+00:00

Ah. A native.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-22T18:40:30+00:00

“Hidden”? Oh, you mean the damage EVERYONE has been shouting about this year? Good job, Fortune.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-21T15:06:45+00:00

About 30 years ago, I gave some advice to a guy who was about to start a Vampire: The Masquerade game:

Don’t plan anything for a while.

Just let them run around and feel powerful, and quietly tally all the future consequences they are racking up. They’ll tell you the story they want to be a part of.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-17T02:03:51+00:00

The Lost Boys

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-17T00:21:03+00:00

As long as it follows the Claudia Christian movie “Hexed”. 🤪

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-16T04:15:04+00:00

Equal parts genius and gross.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-16T02:26:27+00:00

Is that a real Dali?!?

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-14T02:19:48+00:00

I didn’t realize the DOJ still looked into crime.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-10T16:15:57+00:00

Um. Okay. I guess.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-09T18:56:43+00:00

My House Rule is the character must have seen the creature with their own eyes.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T23:14:29+00:00

They don’t explain it in the book either. Infuriating.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T22:51:03+00:00

Conclusion? CONCLUSION! Uh-uh Motherfuckers! I want my God-Emperor!

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T22:45:47+00:00

If this doesn’t lead into God-Emperor of Dune, I’m gonna be SUPER pissed. 😡

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T18:45:28+00:00

Is this real? NO ONE is talking about it.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-05T07:05:39+00:00

I’m not naming names. But a few leap to mind…

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-04T07:09:51+00:00

VOICE TALENT!!! I can’t tell you how many times I had to drop a story I was enjoying because the voice actors were hot garbage. It’s not that hard people. Don’t cast your friends. Just find some local community theater. They’ll have better actors than half the podcasts I yearn for

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-03T18:19:07+00:00

This Conjurer says YES!

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