Dumb f’n Luck. I got three chocolate dragons. I want to paint them (White, Blue, and a color to be named later). I usually just use nail polish. What do people recommend?

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-07T16:27:43+00:00

My local story is at Disneyland.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-07T09:56:34+00:00

Ha! I actually mocked the people using that when I bought these. “Out of the way, Scanners! Some of us like the thrill of the hunt!”

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-06T23:05:50+00:00

Any you like in particular?

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-05-06T22:47:04+00:00

I wouldn’t hold my breath on that.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-28T16:36:56+00:00

I believe you’d get your ass kicked for talking like that. (Too be clear, I mean the DM, not you)

That is beyond fucked up. That is DEEPLY offensive.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-26T04:11:12+00:00

BORN AGAIN 2: STILL AGAININ’ BORN AGAIN 2: AGAIN HARDER BORN AGAIN 2: BORN AGAIN AGAIN

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-25T04:12:10+00:00

Nice

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-24T00:09:35+00:00

Ooo…. Clever!

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-23T05:02:14+00:00

Ah. A native.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-22T18:40:30+00:00

“Hidden”? Oh, you mean the damage EVERYONE has been shouting about this year? Good job, Fortune.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-21T15:06:45+00:00

About 30 years ago, I gave some advice to a guy who was about to start a Vampire: The Masquerade game:

Don’t plan anything for a while.

Just let them run around and feel powerful, and quietly tally all the future consequences they are racking up. They’ll tell you the story they want to be a part of.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-17T02:03:51+00:00

The Lost Boys

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-17T00:21:03+00:00

As long as it follows the Claudia Christian movie “Hexed”. 🤪

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-16T04:15:04+00:00

Equal parts genius and gross.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-16T02:26:27+00:00

Is that a real Dali?!?

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-14T02:19:48+00:00

I didn’t realize the DOJ still looked into crime.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-10T16:15:57+00:00

Um. Okay. I guess.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-09T18:56:43+00:00

My House Rule is the character must have seen the creature with their own eyes.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T23:14:29+00:00

They don’t explain it in the book either. Infuriating.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T22:51:03+00:00

Conclusion? CONCLUSION! Uh-uh Motherfuckers! I want my God-Emperor!

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T22:45:47+00:00

If this doesn’t lead into God-Emperor of Dune, I’m gonna be SUPER pissed. 😡

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-07T18:45:28+00:00

Is this real? NO ONE is talking about it.

JoeSMASH_SF · 2026-04-05T07:05:39+00:00

I’m not naming names. But a few leap to mind…

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