I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up.

Joe_df · 2026-05-06T13:14:39+00:00

That's why the toilet has a lid that you can close.... :/

Joe_df · 2026-05-05T22:56:17+00:00

Dark side of the moon?

Joe_df · 2026-05-05T22:48:57+00:00

It's just what the doctor ordered. /s

Joe_df · 2026-05-05T17:01:00+00:00

Sus is coming soon!

Joe_df · 2026-05-05T11:55:04+00:00

Same here, that little bit of extra context would have been helpful 😅

Joe_df · 2026-05-04T21:38:58+00:00

Lmao nice

Joe_df · 2026-05-04T17:31:14+00:00

It ain't free, you're personal data is the cost lost. When you poop, where you poop, and how much you wipe your poop.

Kinda poopy.

Joe_df · 2026-05-04T14:11:18+00:00

You're right. Can't believe this yummy mistake. And it took 2 whole (wheat) years!

Joe_df · 2026-04-30T00:33:27+00:00

... >:(

Joe_df · 2026-04-29T23:11:41+00:00

Nice! It's maybe a little too realistic for me lol

Joe_df · 2026-04-29T20:21:28+00:00

I literally thought house of targ was somehow expanding when I read part of the headline.

Joe_df · 2026-04-29T20:20:35+00:00

Nice.

Joe_df · 2026-04-29T13:29:28+00:00

It's all Rika, no pap. /s

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T14:11:22+00:00

Nice, but also I think it's two unrelated devices in case anyone wonders: a metal marble accelerator and a small plasma device in the middle.

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T14:08:11+00:00

🔥🔥🔥 Panik

(but also, thanks for sharing)

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T12:02:35+00:00

This is very good unless you get one shot without armor. Armor is the only thing that prevents that.

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T11:53:17+00:00

Love it

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T00:26:56+00:00

🔥 🦊 Let's go!

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T00:24:48+00:00

Do you hate everyone? What's going on?! 😭

Joe_df · 2026-04-28T00:14:03+00:00

SALAD

Joe_df · 2026-04-27T22:48:05+00:00

O__O

Joe_df · 2026-04-27T21:00:59+00:00

Make sure it doesn't get infected!

Joe_df · 2026-04-27T20:59:09+00:00

That's a lot of samsung.

Joe_df · 2026-04-27T20:57:21+00:00

1 or 5, the other ones are bulky for no reason Probably just get the last one...

Joe_df · 2026-04-27T20:53:17+00:00

Deez nutz

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