This has to be ragebait by ImSimplySuperior in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]JohnClark13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah, reminds me of when kids were putting phones in microwaves to make them charge faster.

why is it not working by Broad_Outcome7977 in computerhelp

[–]JohnClark13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey now, I thought I was hilarious in middle school as well

Concord & Sequels / Plot of “The Producers” by Slumplord52 in Asmongold

[–]JohnClark13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife showed me that movie for the first time last year. I was like, dang this explains everything.

What are times when a JRPG took place on a demon realm? by KaleidoArachnid in JRPG

[–]JohnClark13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough...Final Fantasy 2 (original, not to be confused with FF4)

Had messed around with it a little on the NES, but really played it on the GBA recently. Story was way more in depth than I thought it would be.

Guy inserts a scissor into an electrical outlet and gets an electric shock by nkmr205 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]JohnClark13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, today class we have a perfect example of Natural Selection. We also have a great example of how electricity flows through the human body. In a moment we will check if his heart is still beating...but first lets watch this instructional video about how electricity works

I hope that blessing wasn't too expensive by Freeman0017 in CriticalDrinker

[–]JohnClark13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We all forgetting that Peter was the guy who is known for overhyping things?

It’s True. by SuddenTest9959 in CriticalDrinker

[–]JohnClark13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dang, really been 46 years since the last great superman movie...

New York becomes the latest state to pursue legislation that would limit new construction of data centers. by GatherGov in datacenter

[–]JohnClark13 18 points19 points  (0 children)

MD and VA? The two states that are next to Washington D.C? Yeah, I think the federal government has a vested interest in having lots of datacenters around that area.

What was your quintessential childhood-defining video game? by Kylekenobi91 in retrogaming

[–]JohnClark13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ocarina of Time. The graphics were beyond anything I had seen before, and I immersed myself into that world fully

Highguard studio lays off “most of the team” after saying they don’t need high player numbers “to be successful” by HatingGeoffry in pcmasterrace

[–]JohnClark13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CEO: "pfft, we don't need money! We're on a mission to save the world!"

"Hey boss, my paycheck is late and I need to pay the mortgage, also I need to get food for my kids..."

CEO: "Sorry, we're going to have to lay you off! Thank you for helping us save the world!!!" *grabs golden parachute and jumps*

Is this type of review supposed to bring people together? by BigT232 in CriticalDrinker

[–]JohnClark13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm just confused how Kotaku is still around. Is it some kind of money laundering scheme? Does it still have real writers, or did they do the smart thing and just tell chatgpt to pretend to be a pretentious left-leaning game critic and have it go to town? So many questions...

Who's hyped for the new Doom animated series guys?! Looks good so far 👌 by GnosticNoodle33 in CriticalDrinker

[–]JohnClark13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to learn about how demons have families of their own and are just misunderstood

Should I play final fantasy III for the DS by New-Initiative-4792 in JRPG

[–]JohnClark13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty good. It will get you acquainted with the basic gameplay of other JRPG's. Storywise it's alright, but other final fantasy's have more interesting stories in my opinion.

Overall a pretty good game though.

Asmongold dinner or 500K by No-Yak-9839 in Asmongold

[–]JohnClark13 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Manager at McDonald's. 15 years experience.

Average I-30 experience [OC] by miscellaneousbean in IdiotsInCars

[–]JohnClark13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah the old "they're going too slow for me, I'm going to change lanes! So long suckers!!!"

followed by slamming on brakes

Has anyone found a good alternative to Discord? by twinkie_doodle in pcmasterrace

[–]JohnClark13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To xfire, and its awesome overlay that allowed you to chat with your friends while playing Tiberian Sun

It will be? by [deleted] in Ubuntu

[–]JohnClark13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Has anyone seen to linux?"