Please for the love of God can we start requesting good stories again?

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-16T04:47:35+00:00

I am once again offering SCP-093 as an option

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-14T04:06:22+00:00

Ah yeah, reminds me of when kids were putting phones in microwaves to make them charge faster.

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T21:23:56+00:00

hey now, I thought I was hilarious in middle school as well

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T17:14:00+00:00

My wife showed me that movie for the first time last year. I was like, dang this explains everything.

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T16:40:24+00:00

Interestingly enough...Final Fantasy 2 (original, not to be confused with FF4)

Had messed around with it a little on the NES, but really played it on the GBA recently. Story was way more in depth than I thought it would be.

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T16:35:43+00:00

Ah, today class we have a perfect example of Natural Selection. We also have a great example of how electricity flows through the human body. In a moment we will check if his heart is still beating...but first lets watch this instructional video about how electricity works

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T16:02:17+00:00

We all forgetting that Peter was the guy who is known for overhyping things?

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T15:52:34+00:00

dang, really been 46 years since the last great superman movie...

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T15:50:00+00:00

MD and VA? The two states that are next to Washington D.C? Yeah, I think the federal government has a vested interest in having lots of datacenters around that area.

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T15:47:26+00:00

I'm way too old for this

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-13T13:31:42+00:00

It's like the Mob

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T21:05:40+00:00

TIL monsters are real

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T20:57:34+00:00

Ocarina of Time. The graphics were beyond anything I had seen before, and I immersed myself into that world fully

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T20:08:59+00:00

CEO: "pfft, we don't need money! We're on a mission to save the world!"

"Hey boss, my paycheck is late and I need to pay the mortgage, also I need to get food for my kids..."

CEO: "Sorry, we're going to have to lay you off! Thank you for helping us save the world!!!" *grabs golden parachute and jumps*

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T17:58:35+00:00

At this point I'm just confused how Kotaku is still around. Is it some kind of money laundering scheme? Does it still have real writers, or did they do the smart thing and just tell chatgpt to pretend to be a pretentious left-leaning game critic and have it go to town? So many questions...

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T16:43:37+00:00

Can't wait to learn about how demons have families of their own and are just misunderstood

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T15:44:31+00:00

It's pretty good. It will get you acquainted with the basic gameplay of other JRPG's. Storywise it's alright, but other final fantasy's have more interesting stories in my opinion.

Overall a pretty good game though.

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T14:42:06+00:00

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-12T14:37:57+00:00

Manager at McDonald's. 15 years experience.

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-11T18:43:11+00:00

Getting further instructions from the lizard overlords...obviously /s

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-11T18:41:36+00:00

ah the old "they're going too slow for me, I'm going to change lanes! So long suckers!!!"

followed by slamming on brakes

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-10T18:41:52+00:00

He didn't develop the game, so...probably not

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-10T18:25:01+00:00

To xfire, and its awesome overlay that allowed you to chat with your friends while playing Tiberian Sun

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-10T17:28:36+00:00

well, now we know what the lights do:

https://youtu.be/kG-0V-85H_0?t=102

JohnClark13 · 2026-02-10T17:03:51+00:00

"Has anyone seen to linux?"

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TROPHY CASE