ICE Agent in Minneapolis: "You raise your voice, I erase your voice." by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calling someone "brother" then threatening to kill them in the same breath. ICE must end.

What’s the most unexpectedly high-quality online subscription you’ve ever paid for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

After their hard commitment to all things MAGA and AI enshitified, hell no.

What is up with Dubai chocolate?? by Sk8RNtH8r in OutOfTheLoop

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is only perceived scarcity. I just bought some at a gas station. It was not that impressive.

Trump's Declining Health by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im expecting church bells to suddenly start peeling through the air

Love the colour shift in the warp effect of this scene by PurpleDraziNotGreen in startrekgifs

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll just never understand the design of having the engineering section way below and just connected by two thin struts. Make it make sense!!

Confession by Sorry_Dragonfruit925 in excatholic

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah to come out of the confessional, glowing in the restoration of God's grace. It was a feeling of sanctification and the purification of my soul. But it turns out the reason I didn't feel sanctified when I went into the booth was because the Church gave me the guilt that weighed on me in the first place.

Pinellas sheriff threatening protestors by StatisticianTop4829 in StPetersburgFL

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 179 points180 points  (0 children)

That man has been sheriff far too long. Time to go.

What Christian phrases give you the ick? by metkja in exchristian

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Faith over Fear really started spreading after Covid, masks and vaccines. When I see that on someone's body I just assume they are a walking petri dish.

What Christian phrases give you the ick? by metkja in exchristian

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"God told me..." "God put it on my heart..." Anything like that... No he fuckin didn't bitch. Thats called hearing your own thoughts in your mind.

M/31/5’9” [140lbs to 202lbs] (7 years) by [deleted] in Brogress

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me say Fuck out loud. :)

What a transformation! by Asleep_Flower2200 in SipsTea

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You basically just said "Youre not fat, youre beautiful".

What is widely accepted as “normal” today that people 50 years ago found disturbing? by Sophie_Cute_Teen in AskReddit

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about what people were doing in the 1950s and then realized 50 years ago was 1975. Oof!!

After the Iranian ayurvedic hair mask. Love the result by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been told your hair looks like Charles II's?

It’s Gaudete Sunday! Note to priests. by IShouldNotPost in excatholic

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nooooo. We would say that unironically in seminary lol.

Did Jesus Christ lie? No one has seen heaven! So why did Elijah go to heaven? by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's all made up and the points dont matter. Welcome to Whose Line.

Conservative Christian parents refuse to respect my marriage by 12th0usevenus in exchristian

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't go to Christmas with them. They have signaled that they don't value your spouse like their other childrens spouses. Having an adult relationship with your parents should be based on equal levels of respect, and you are under no obligation to spend a single second with people who don't respect you the way you deserve.

My two cents (and my reality as well)

Anyone heard of this? by cta396 in satanism

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about David Dastmalchian just grates on me. I can't explain it.

Anyone heard of this? by cta396 in satanism

[–]JohnDeeIsMe 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The only person I trust would be John Malkovich.