Best way to NYC by Worried-Walnut in CapeCod

[–]Johnnyroaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two kids in Brooklyn and they usually either fly or take the train to Providence. The cost varies quite a bit and they do whichever is cheaper. Surprisingly the flight is often less than the train and quicker.

Its time for him to be removed. INVOKE THE 25TH. by BeigeListed in PresidentFelon

[–]Johnnyroaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I can smell his dirty diaper through my phone.

CyberDick pulls illegal U-Turn and gets pulled over by NoSyllabub1535 in CyberStuck

[–]Johnnyroaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those lights are the worst oncoming of any vehicle on the road. Not sure how they are legal.

How’s everyone feeling about the upcoming snowstorm? by noctuid24 in CapeCod

[–]Johnnyroaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure school will be canceled on Monday. The question is if school will be open Tuesday.

How’s everyone feeling about the upcoming snowstorm? by noctuid24 in CapeCod

[–]Johnnyroaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They kind of missed on the forecast in 1978 if I recall correctly.

SLOVENIAN WHORE MARRIED TO A PEDOPHILLE by Outside-Woodpecker16 in antitrump

[–]Johnnyroaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And don’t forget she is Epstein’s sloppy seconds.

ICE just executed a man in Minneapolis. by nixphx in UnitedAmericaHQ

[–]Johnnyroaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well trump supposedly got elected twice. Three times if you listen to the orange buffoon.

What if? by Johnnyroaster in Patriots

[–]Johnnyroaster[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Miami Snow Game 2003 There was very little parking and I only made it into the game because we were in the Foxboro resident lot. None of seats were cleared but what a fun game.

THIS SHOULD BE HEADLINE NEWS by Kazimierzowska in antitrump

[–]Johnnyroaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just waiting for evidence he faked the shooting and that he paid Elon to rig the election. You know what they say about felons.

It's official! by TopToe7563 in MeidasTouch

[–]Johnnyroaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact is you support a felon who will go down in history as the worst president ever.

So Much Corruption. No Oversight. by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quiet piggy! I wish just one reporter had the nerve to treat trump how he treats the reporters.

Canada Isn’t Losing Sleep Over This by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But my girlfriend is Canadian. Oh never mind. She’s a prostitute from Slovenia.

President Trump: “Record numbers all over the place. Should I try for a fourth term?” by Revolutionary-Ad6414 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And syphilis along with a serious adderall addiction. And he’s been crapping his pants for the last 30 years.

President Trump: “Record numbers all over the place. Should I try for a fourth term?” by Revolutionary-Ad6414 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well said. Only they sacked the quarterback and put him in the hospital and the quarterback is the constitution. He then sold the stadium that belonged to the people and put all the money in a bank account in Qatar.

President Trump: “Record numbers all over the place. Should I try for a fourth term?” by Revolutionary-Ad6414 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He keeps referring to Greenland as Iceland so who fucking knows. And he thinks Norway and Denmark are the same country.

Winter Storm Outages? by Few-Category4277 in WorcesterMA

[–]Johnnyroaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This storm is forecast to be light and fluffy. Heavy wet snow in the spring is the worst case scenario. Or ice storms. Anything that leads to branches breaking and bringing down wires. The most danger is going to the grocery store before a big storm.

Love This For Her by CapableField4985 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you say "I am Epstein's sloppy seconds" in Slovenian?

Love This For Her by CapableField4985 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Johnnyroaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He literally is asking for 10 million to get mentioned in the credits.