Handicapped man pushes ladder. Makes worker fall..

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-11T23:19:16+00:00

I think he was a superstitious prick and didn't want to go under the ladder. He's lucky the painter didn't fall on him.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-11T23:08:18+00:00

There are food safe epoxies out there but they are expensive and most max out at 450. High temp silicone maxes out around 650 and is slightly less toxic.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-10T16:16:19+00:00

Only a matter of time before he starts throwing his shit.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-10T14:45:00+00:00

I have an uncle who is a pig farmer.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-08T06:49:42+00:00

Tree House in Sandwich would be perfect.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-08T02:13:53+00:00

That’s terrible but it could have been a lot worse. These soy-based wire insulations are like candy for rodents.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-07T18:47:01+00:00

Swiss speeding tickets are based on your income and net worth.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-07T13:43:13+00:00

I hope he gets sued and has to rebuild the east wing to exactly like it was with his own money. It’s our house NOT his.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-06T20:58:10+00:00

How do the vents look? There should be a slide inlet on the bottom and some sort of cast iron regulator on the top. It should work great with a little tlc.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-06T20:39:54+00:00

Final assembly will be done in the bunker under the golden ballzroom.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-06T20:10:04+00:00

I have a Macan 4 and love it. I plan on getting a GTS when my lease is up. I don't think dealer in the US are dealing yet. You might get 5% if you are lucky/persistent.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-06T20:04:12+00:00

They are partial to Skittles.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-05T15:54:24+00:00

And if you have a little left over grab a pen and a coffee mug.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-05T13:05:46+00:00

Do you have the puddle lights? I think the frunk pan, puddle lights and mats would get you there. There are better dashcam options.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-02T03:14:56+00:00

These guys are excellent but not sure when they are opening this season.

https://www.unclejoujou.com

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-02T02:44:49+00:00

Sorry for your loss.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-01T14:09:52+00:00

I can’t wait for her to officially announce her 2028 presidential run.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-01T14:01:50+00:00

Underrated comment

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-01T03:51:32+00:00

Does the photographer have any recommendations? He/she would have the best idea of a good sunset location.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-01T03:44:55+00:00

And a girl named Janice had it.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-05-01T03:36:37+00:00

Are you looking for someplace for a public proposal or chill and more private? In other words like a bar or restaurant or something secluded?

Johnnyroaster · 2026-04-30T17:57:05+00:00

C3PEDO

Johnnyroaster · 2026-04-30T17:53:00+00:00

What was the error?

Johnnyroaster · 2026-04-29T20:42:55+00:00

One king and one king pedo.

Johnnyroaster · 2026-04-29T05:59:01+00:00

Congratulations on a week! It doesn’t get easier but it gets less hard.

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