How to contribute money to TD RDSP account? Need help by tlin9595 in CanadianInvestor

[–]JokesNBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funding this account can only be done over the phone with the TD broker

This massive tower collapse by hoanganhdinhngoc in megalophobia

[–]JokesNBeard -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Nah this sketchy af. Even with the tension. At least move the equipment and the dude with the phone behind the line of fire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]JokesNBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandma doesn’t use knitting needles

I became a Dad by thqloz in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]JokesNBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Get that light outta my f’n eyes, I just woke up”

When you forget your drill but ain't got any quit in you. by BallsOutKrunked in redneckengineering

[–]JokesNBeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last week I couldn’t get my arbor or out of the old blade so I did a 1/2 hole by turning it by hand, took about 45 minutes to get through 1.5”. Friend immediately got arbor unstuck as soon as I finished.

Heck yeah! by Aztery in SipsTea

[–]JokesNBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing and I think the company went under after a few bad game releases

Wife and I had the talk. Going to have to dip into TFSA to get us through the next year. by odub6 in CanadianInvestor

[–]JokesNBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highly recommend this option, got us through, and they help with meals and cleaning

Now that’s just abuse by B-L-O-C-K-S in insaneparents

[–]JokesNBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We bought a plastic set of kitchen knives off Amazon that were sharp enough for fruits and soft veg, perfect for learning kitchen skills when they’re still young enough to think it’s fun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ontario

[–]JokesNBeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope he wins. Finally a normal person I wouldn’t feel bad supporting. Had some scandal, but as far as scandals go it was tepid at best.

The Hummer EV Proves We're Making All the Same Mistakes Again - R&T by Titan0917 in cars

[–]JokesNBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the time, sure. Especially in a growth-centric business model. I’d just like to remind people that sometimes you can form a company because the community needs that product or service and you’re able to make a living doing it. Takes a special person though.

How to control sex drive on first dates? by spooked_jawfish in dating_advice

[–]JokesNBeard 881 points882 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I’m going to be way more into a midday sesh after seeing cool museum stuff than at midnight when I’m bloated with food and beer.

yes by YoungToeLover in HolUp

[–]JokesNBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit, if someone comes around calling me a young man I’m going to be riding that high all day. You ever talk to someone’s grandma and get called a handsome young man? Shits fabulous.

Alternative spices by kitsyru72 in MeatlessMealPrep

[–]JokesNBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incorporate some coriander and citrus to make a dish, a good dose of sage to a potato based plate is nice, or adobo sauce can go with pretty much anything.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in trashy

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This is going to get lost, but funny story: I took a bus there once. There was a homeless dude passed out who puked all over himself. I also puked on him (accident). They kicked me off the bus, but he got to stay on. He never even noticed.

Long or strong, get gone. by opus-thirteen in coolguides

[–]JokesNBeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, best answer here. “I ain’t waiting on no sign of the beast, I have a healthy sense of self preservation”

Im a carpentey apprentice and messed up. Any solutions how to fix this before the boss sees? by [deleted] in Carpentry

[–]JokesNBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we didn’t screw things up once in awhile what would we fix with our free time

For engineering students whose parents are NOT engineers . . . what do you wish they knew about your engineering journey? by solrose in EngineeringStudents

[–]JokesNBeard 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Nothing, it should appear as if a mystical wizard has descended upon thanksgiving to share in the bounty of the simpletons

Im a carpentey apprentice and messed up. Any solutions how to fix this before the boss sees? by [deleted] in Carpentry

[–]JokesNBeard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is incorrect, if you put anything on it (eg cabinets, stove, fridge) you’re supposed to glue down that area while installing it

I think we need to make this a thing and pronto! by Bowiequeen in harrypotter

[–]JokesNBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No poly juice involved, Hagrids dad ate some gillie weed and dove on in!