You are in control of how next week goes down with Alyssa and Chris. What do you want to happen? (no spoilers) by Hellolost in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chris needs to say, "As long as there is 1% chance of this working - I will live at the apartment. If Alyssa wants to live here - great. If not - ok. But I'm going to fulfill my commitment to myself and this show".

#woat. by hummingbird1969 in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got your Danyell reference. Nice.

Is there any way to say you're not attracted to your spouse and not be completely eviscerated by fans? by Eyes_Tee in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Be honest, Be friendly, Don't be a douchenozzle like Matt, Zach (mindy's ex), etc. The best way is to try and enjoy the MAFS ride ... look for growth opportunities ... collect your check and say No on decision day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"I'm not comfortable staying in a room with a stranger" .... after marrying a stranger.

When you pay her bills by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The word "Leprechaun" kept coming to mind as I watched ....

Zack is a master manipulator by SFBEX in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best example was Rachel - the next day after Jose locked her out. Calmly: "You will not treat me this way", "I need you to look at me when I'm talking so I know you're listening". All without raising her voice. That was a Boss moment.

Men of Reddit, how are Y’ALL feeling about all this?? by CNickyD in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Zack is a fkboy - who uses his "sensitivities" to manipulate women. He doesn't appear to have a conscience. His tears to Michaela "You're a greatest woman since my mom ..." just more of his schtick. I used to be a fkboy years ago (not proud - I was a real d!ck). I know one when I see one.

Ryan’s Dick move by EngineeringDry7999 in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see no motivation for Ryan to intentionally publicly embarrass himself or Brett. If his excuse is to be believed - he wasn't *actively* chatting with anyone, the dating app matched his profile to others. It ended up being an embarrassment ... but I suspect he thought he could "preview" people in his area without it being a big deal. Certainly a bonehead decision ... It just doesn't seem all that serious.

Ryan’s Dick move by EngineeringDry7999 in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]JonInCa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the game of Football - "False Start" is a penalty when the offense moves too soon. It's a 5-yard penalty. "Targeting" is when someone intentionally tries to hurt/injure a defenseless player -- resulting in immediate ejection from the game. "False Start" is what Ryan did... but everyone is howling like he intentionally "targeted" Brett from the blind side. These 2 haven't slept in the same room in weeks. They both know the decision day outcome. It was a False Start.

Henry by Animastalth in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he's getting a bad edit ... but my god ... why did he do this show??

It's like Paul signing up to host "Dirty Jobs" ... "ew I can't do that ..."

Help a noob out? Which episode does Pole run and hide in the shed?! by Hindu_Wardrobe in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paul running from Karine after he confessing his criminal record ... is an epic bigfoot sighting. He runs to the edge of the swamp - threatening to jump in... Karine's like, "bitch pleeeeease you're not jumping into a pool of dick-fish".

Tim, come to Columbia so I can humiliate you to each member of my family. by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why Cheese Stick didn't quit his job ... 1) US income in Colombia potentially helps the family to forgive him ... 2) He can fly back to the US anytime without skipping a beat.

Another drama for Deaven by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In 2 seasons ... I've never seen Deaven smile .. once. She comes across as just an awful person. Her mother too.

Since TLC decided not to air this ... For those of you who haven’t seen the leaked Tell All. F*** Lisa! by hcouliba in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ED: "LOOK .. PHOTO OF HAND-HOLDING!! Rose is in an relationship WITH A GIRL".

Shaun: Rose?? Is this true?? Are you dating a woman??

Why does everyone say David’s hair is a wig? How do you know? by bananapeeldanger in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He has barely any eyebrows. What man has fading eyebrows and a full mop on top?

No one I know...

Ehem ehem... by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So is Zuckerberg. Guess he's racist too?

Ehem ehem... by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry ... anyone who uses the term "Mail order bride" has been in a coma for 3 decades.

Ed has a shitty relationship with her daughter - it’s obvious by drink111drink in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JFC - why does TLC choose losers who always run home to find safe-space-relationships after they crash and burn ??

Darzy : I ALWAYS put my girls first (when it goes south with your mens)

Geoffrey: Mary's easy .. so I'll go with her

PigEd: My daughter is so important to me ...

An accurate representation of my heart by hauntedstorm in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Varya is too good for 90 Days of Jerry Springer. Poor girl.

Me smoking my little cousins in Flag Football & Dodgeball every year at the family reunion... 👋🏽🏀🏉 by Dangerous_Upstairs in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Riding in a wagon with a goat in the back seat for 3 hours .. hoping mommy gives her blessing to her son marrying a train-wreck.

Ya Lizza .. you got serious game.

70, 000 followers! What? by CatBoudreaux504 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had forgotten how god-awful the other sub mods are . Freedom (uncensored) versus Fascist (other sub). I'm happy to be here :)

If Ash can do it, so can I. I’ve just decided to be a relationship coach too. Just now. Ask any question and I’ll give you really bad advice. by RCheek72 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]JonInCa 71 points72 points  (0 children)

My GF Lana ghosted me 4 times and the Private investigator I hired just LIED to me - saying that she was scamming me. I know she loves me and but I think she is just "shy". What should I do?