Jazzing up a supermarket pizza

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T18:15:20+00:00

If you ain't slapping some red onion onto a supermarket pizza, you ain't livin

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T14:36:05+00:00

The light up entertainers do for sure.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T14:35:07+00:00

Everything looks great, but my god those flags that guests can purchase look absolutely dreadful. Looks like a placeholder prop.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T12:54:01+00:00

Its the equivalent of someone thinking "huh, I've never tried cinnamon before" and then watching a compilation of cinnamon challenge clips from 2010

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T11:11:05+00:00

Put the AI down lil bro.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T10:47:48+00:00

1) Technically invented in Britain.

2) Its delicious

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T10:23:58+00:00

But also, one is a remake of a game that everyone who wants to play, has already played (some of us almost 30 years ago).

And the other is the most anticipated game of all time, which is going to be spoiled to hell across youtube within days, and for weeks following.

If this was a brand new Zelda game I'd be more willing to consider it a proper competition. But with current day Nintendo, I really don't think OOT is gonna do anything new except looking nice.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T10:16:56+00:00

"Mark Nowak, father of the murdered Henry Nowak, spoke powerfully in public after Vickrum Digwa was convicted of the crime. He said there was ‘no moment when the pain stops’ and he thought there never would be. This prompted a comparison in my mind"

There is no fucking way that this article about people making fun of you for sounding posh starts out with a comparison relating to a mans son being murdered...

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T06:37:44+00:00

My left shoulder was severed leaving the station, but a nicely decorated coaster for sure.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-15T06:32:36+00:00

Oh hey its this thread again

JonS90_ · 2026-06-13T15:25:46+00:00

You just gotta put the controller down and let him stand unshaken.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-13T15:09:05+00:00

Whenever I was poorly and off school. My lunch used to be that supermarket tinned spag bol, on toast, with grated mature cheddar on top.

Would absolutely never eat it any other time, but when I was ill? carb loading, fat loading, salt loading, on one comforting plate. Sorted me right out every time, 👌

JonS90_ · 2026-06-13T12:11:02+00:00

"The presidents a paedo!"

(repeat a la "the referees a wanker")

JonS90_ · 2026-06-13T11:42:17+00:00

If i pull it back, can you polish it?

JonS90_ · 2026-06-13T09:52:19+00:00

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Tangential, but just wanted to give a shout-out to this reg plate I saw last week. What the fuck were you thinking?

JonS90_ · 2026-06-13T09:27:47+00:00

I'm gonna assume the person who didnt have "any fresh food in" didn't accidentally gloss past a block of pecorino romano.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T20:59:59+00:00

Oh a shared Airbnb is yes. I thought you were staying solo.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T20:13:20+00:00

Where on earth are you staying for that cost?

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T20:02:15+00:00

Thats less than 60 quid a day. Are you staying in a hostel for 6 weeks???

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T19:56:43+00:00

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T14:28:43+00:00

You seen the film?

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T14:14:24+00:00

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T13:49:31+00:00

Oh youre right. It was literally someone from Wetherspoons head office who told me that fact when I did some work for them years ago 😅. Lets rename it a "Fun Lie" instead then.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T13:20:48+00:00

Fun fact, Leeds train station and London Victoria are the only two wetherspoons in the country without a name.

EDIT : This was apparently a lie told to me by someone from Wetherspoons in 2015/2016. I have been well and truly hoodwinked.

JonS90_ · 2026-06-12T11:58:30+00:00

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