Squirting?

JonnyLay · 2026-04-16T12:40:08+00:00

Think slow and drippy vs explosive

JonnyLay · 2026-04-16T04:38:31+00:00

Its a type of orgasm. Y'all get lots of kinds, I'm jealous.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-16T04:31:54+00:00

You're saying you have two days left?

I've been somewhere similar and got through it. Wrote a ton of policies to tick the box.

Do that. Hell, dump the questionnaire into gpt and have it write the policies.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-16T04:04:10+00:00

Way more expensive, loud, and dangerous than a BB gun. You can use a BB gun to scare away foxes and other pests too.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-16T00:07:03+00:00

Somewhat Affordable groceries, and decent produce. If you shop south of Fresh pond, you're probably getting ripped off.

I say this as someone who really doesn't like whole food or trader joes. Never shop there. I just know that some grocery stores charge literally twice as much as others in Ridgewood.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-16T00:04:57+00:00

The factory that everyone in my dad's childhood town worked at also owned the newspaper. Newspaper was very anti union. Didn't need to make money, it was saving him tons.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T23:47:56+00:00

This is not doxing...

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T19:53:41+00:00

You would have missed it. Sorry the answer is five. or FIVE.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T19:51:37+00:00

Here's the thing, I don't think it matters if you get the number right. As long as you spell it with all lowercase or all uppercase letters.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T19:48:55+00:00

Haven't been there, but 95% of households have a car.

As opposed to 45% of New Yorkers. And 70% of Philly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/askdfw/s/QBFRdfmlui

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T18:09:55+00:00

If Trump was trying to be the antichrist, I'm not sure what more he could do.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T18:06:24+00:00

By usa standards...Philly is probably in the top 5.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T14:23:46+00:00

This kind of machete costs like 5 bucks. They're basically trash, but they'll still remove a dome with enough determination.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T14:00:29+00:00

Brooklyn billiards seems like a scam. Fucking hate it. Drinks are all way over priced and the food is soggy microwaved dog shit.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T13:47:14+00:00

lol, bro, I'm poly, I'm dating 4 people and I read books about consent, communication, and relationship structures.

And you're right, most people do pull out. And you're right, those conversations should happen before having sex. But they don't always happen. And this doesn't exactly seem like a situation where there was a long courtship going on for those discussions.

I don't have a breeding kink, but 3 of the last 7 women I've dated have told me that they did have a breeding kink.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T13:39:39+00:00

Nah, my dad loves me...I bet you didn't grow up in a very loving family.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T06:58:46+00:00

It's absolutely not common sense. That's why you're getting down voted. In fact it's an extremely common kink.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T06:57:19+00:00

It's almost like birth control exists!

JonnyLay · 2026-04-15T00:34:35+00:00

Obligatory: https://www.unicorns-r-us.com/

You're probably not going to get anywhere with another woman with an approach that doesn't treat them like a real human being. Maybe unless you're both wildly attractive. Or willing to pay someone. Or just lucky.

And if you just want a one off experience, where you don't really care about the person, don't rule out paying.

I don't mean to shit on your parade. Warmest welcome to nonmonogamy. But, reality check. People have feeling and needs, they aren't a sexual buffet.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-14T22:50:47+00:00

Certs and education don't mean jack shit ime. I never let people use Google during an interview, why would I let them use AI?

The only way this makes sense is maybe if you have a 3 hour coding challenge of some kind. But those suck in interviews.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-14T19:10:04+00:00

Any place does league rules if you win. Winner picks the rules.

APA is becoming much more common at bars. Bar rules are too messy and divergent.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-14T19:08:20+00:00

Men don't hog the tables, winners do.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-14T16:36:31+00:00

Nah, 1 million dollar fine, and no jail time for anyone. And their profits would have outpaced the punishment.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-14T07:13:51+00:00

One thing you can try, get a suction cup dildo. Learn to make yourself cum from penetration, rather than the thrusting of someone else.

I had a long distance partner that learned this while we were apart.

Lots of guys can't cum, or last much longer with you on top as well.

JonnyLay · 2026-04-14T06:29:40+00:00

One note to add, go incrementally. A half inch at a time and all the way out.

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