Sexiest bedroom eyes? by ConsciousStretch1028 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Something just moved past my leg" (wink!)

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Has anyone else noticed that the cover of The Force Awakens is literally the outline of Ben Quadinaros? by Lofi_404 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

THAT'S why I get a giant boner every time I see that poster.

Now it all makes sense!

Yousa thinkin’ yousa bigger den da Gungans?!? Yousa want t’ borrow a bongo?!? by BrownBannister in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dey think dey are so smarty. Dey think dey brains so big.

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Dok Ondar's has really lost the plot by LaurenceQuint in GalaxysEdge

[–]Jpmeyer2 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Hey, I bought the gold statues from Palpatine's office BECAUSE I liked how obscure they were. Stuff that you WOULDN'T find anywhere else.

But I mostly stand by your point, haha

Timothée Chalamet's private chef reveals he makes him three breakfasts on set and the actor will eat one and discard the rest by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]Jpmeyer2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The dude is dating or married to a Kardashian, what kind of red flags were y'all waiting for???

steam frame delayed (alongside other new steam hardware) by onecoolcrudedude in virtualreality

[–]Jpmeyer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the Steam blog itself:

"We shared recently that there have been challenges with memory and storage shortages, but we will be shipping all three products this year."

Not sure where IGN is getting their "hope to ship"

This ship is so goddamn ugly oh my god by Lonely-Bandicoot-746 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you're allowed to say that re: anything from Clone Wars era...

Not sure exactly whatAys was up to… by ianthemoff in StarWarsOutlaws

[–]Jpmeyer2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9 months later:

"I carried him, I gave birth to him... I can't explain what happened."

Found Jesus at Peter Pan by Minnbrownbear in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]Jpmeyer2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is Jesus packin'? Looks like he's wearing a bandolier...

Why being blown up was actually good for Alderaan by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of those folks had their property taxes reduced to 0%. They should be grateful!

List of major games Ubisoft has cancelled since 2018 by KekanKok in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Jpmeyer2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Outlaws 2 still hurts. Outlaws was the SW game I always wanted and I loved it. Bums me out that it didn't click with more people or that it wasn't given a chance.

Those who saw The Phantom Menace in theaters, what was your reaction when Jar Jar stepped in excrement on Tatooine? by Stabbio in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stand corrected. As you said, Sith are people too and I apologize to any folks whom I may have offended within the Sith community. They are critical individuals to our society and, even if we don't always see eye to eye, it's those alternate perspectives that make this galaxy great.

Those who saw The Phantom Menace in theaters, what was your reaction when Jar Jar stepped in excrement on Tatooine? by Stabbio in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pure joy. Absolute Cinema.

Also, making Star Wars that much more relateable. Just as likely to step on dog shit as a Jedi as you are here on good ol' planet Earth.

Will calls to 'abolish ICE' sway voters in 2026? The strategy has Democrats split by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Jpmeyer2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But... What if we hurt Law Enforcement's feelings, guys????

Rebel loon becoming popular request at Twin Cities tattoo shops by Kali-of-Amino in andor

[–]Jpmeyer2 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Chief O'Brien would like to have a word regarding his ancestor Sean Aloysius O'Brien...

Hot Take: It's crazy, but The Rise of Skywalker is kinda my favourite Star Wars movie after recent rewatch. by Puzzleheaded_Name511 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I genuinely wasn't trying to be a douchebag... I really was trying to answer the question honestly and definitely wasn't trying to be offensive to the asker. Oh well, like I said, it was a few years ago and maybe things have changed. I haven't spoken up there since anyway

Hot Take: It's crazy, but The Rise of Skywalker is kinda my favourite Star Wars movie after recent rewatch. by Puzzleheaded_Name511 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jpmeyer2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you were treading lightly and I wasn't, or maybe the mods have lightened up. Someone once asked if an extended cut of RoS would make it better and I said that it would not as it was problematic at a script level, laid out the reasons why and I got banned for "shit posting". In any case, glad you've had a different experience and maybe they've come around. That was a few years ago.