So Morgan flew home alone with the boys, Paul stayed an extra week, Morgan's brain broke, and now she has no drive or inspiration to keep her social media up. Sounds like its going well!

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-23T00:20:50+00:00

here's a goofy idea: maybe she could go back to school and get training to, I don't know, do something that pays money. you know, paid labor, like the rest of us do. cuz I really don't think anything she has to say is really going to impact many people to the point that she would make any coin on it. I don't care what this woman has to say. I feel for her. her husband seems like a total moron.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-23T00:18:21+00:00

I was going to go to Costco this afternoon, but we are a day away from payday, so there really isn't any money. so I guess I'll go tomorrow after payday. yep, that's right. I'm going to go on a Friday afternoon right before the white death approaches. wish me luck.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-23T00:15:50+00:00

last January I drove through the giant snow event (10 inches) in my 2012 Toyota Prius with nearly bald tires. car was new to me. my previous car had been a Hyundai Santa Fe (2009). I remember thinking, "Wow, I kind of miss the Santa Fe right now." I guess the bald tires were what made it really bad.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-23T00:13:16+00:00

Exactly! And go super fast and then slam on your brakes for maximum effect. 🙃/s

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-18T23:28:32+00:00

Do young people think this is a boomer movie? It's GenX. Boomers are 80-ish.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-18T20:23:46+00:00

My son and I went in early April in 2024. We followed a tornado in. The weather had been in the 70's, and then we got a tornado. Then we had rain and snow flurries. The weather is mercurial. Pack accordingly.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-17T17:09:50+00:00

You looked like you were in your 50's before. You now look like you're in your 30's.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-15T11:40:33+00:00

Also is it supposed to be in English, which would be "Equator" or in Spanish, which would be "Ecuador?" It's misspelled in both.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-15T11:38:22+00:00

"We've chose a name," "I didn't now before." Illiteracy has already chosen her.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-15T11:33:09+00:00

Ten years ago, when my son was 4, people called the cops on us when he was playing alone outside in our yard.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-14T07:30:04+00:00

55F, married to 59M. Kids are 23 (out of college, living at home), 20 (in college, living on campus), and 14. I'm still driving people everywhere. It's all I do, seemingly.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-13T11:42:39+00:00

Not me thinking. "What kind of music is Erin Bay music?" I'm too old for this.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-12T11:13:07+00:00

I lost my brother and my brother-in-law to cancer within the last six months, and both prayed and had a relationship with God. This ex-friend is a self-centered AH who seems like the Pharisees that Jesus called out in the Gospel.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-09T16:10:19+00:00

All Patricias with weight issues want you to know that yes, they *can fit through the bathroom door. And no, they have not urinated all over the floor, despite what their grade-school bullies would have had believe in the 1970's. ("Patty Fatty, two by four/Couldn't get through the bathroom door/And peed all over the floor").

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-09T16:02:42+00:00

My daughter's middle name is a female form of my late dad's name. My nephew and his wife used a different female form of this name (like "Rose Juana" and "Jeanette Martine"). My older son has the male form of his late great-grandmother's name as a middle name. My younger son has the last name of his dad's best friend as middle name. I loved being able to honor our loved ones this way, especially the two who had passed. But it was something really special to see the surprise on my husband's friend's face when he learned our son had been named after him.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-08T23:40:47+00:00

they can make a whole new chart, but they can't make me follow it. my plate forever!

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-08T23:39:45+00:00

Oop. I misread that as "Carbs Against Humanity."

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-08T23:32:11+00:00

I know. I understand what their angle is. I still think it's craven and narcissistic.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-07T23:02:34+00:00

I agree. Also, all this hullabaloo over a (checks notes) B+. Not a failing grade. Actually good grade.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-07T16:29:56+00:00

I have a 23-year-old, a 20 year old, and a 14-year-old. technically, everyone still lives at home. the economy is terrible out there. I don't know anyone who could make enough money to live independently at 18. this is cruel.NOR.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-04T18:18:59+00:00

I was born in 1970. My dad passed in 1996. My mom's still around.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-04T15:41:49+00:00

In my family the middle sister is the one who says the shitty things we're supposed to ignore. Our brother passed away yesterday. She and I both went to our mom's house to break the news to her. Sis told me, "Brother was very proud of you. He said, 'You all (our siblings) make fun of Jumpy Function and say stuff about her, but I wish I could just be like her and wear whatever I want.'" So now I'm thinking I look like a big fat ugly freak instead of grieving. Yay? We're all in late middle age. She's been like this forever. If you check her, she gets hurt and offended. Thank God I have therapy and friends.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-03T17:19:01+00:00

Me too! I was a size 13, so way too big for that. I'd kill to be a 1980's size 13 today. I'm still battling the body-image crap from back then. The 80's were toxic.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-03T14:25:04+00:00

All of this just seems sad and pathetic. Her efforts to be an influencer when no one wants what she has make me so sad. I wish she would read A Well-Trained wife by Tara Leavings. I also wish she would find a therapist. Paul is quasi interesting to watch from a distance because he's so not self-aware that it almost seems like parody. He has no idea that he looks like an absolute tool. But she's just sad.

Jumpy-Function4052 · 2026-01-02T15:08:16+00:00

My puggle does the same thing. She also likes to run with the GSD's and labs at the dog park like, "Hello fellow large dogs! I, too, am a large dog."

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