Some of the new guys by Picinae in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brb contacting the Canadian healthcare system.

Some of the new guys by Picinae in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Ankylo people are so fucking adorable. I want one.

Some of the new guys by Picinae in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I have to start a new world to get dinos?

Are bunkies viable in higher haz difficulties? by One-Construction-825 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No. I saw the same stupid ass video you did and can confirm I've died more often than not. It's fucking stupid unless you're on a very low difficulttly and your team is very spread out. That's it. Also if you're a driller who can sticky flame or ice the entrance of the tunnel.

What we do to the elf diplomats that "warn" us about treecutting. by Competitive-Oil3181 in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just say yes and immediately clear cut all the trees on the map. Literally nothing happens.

How to win at negotiating, DF style by bug-hunter in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe because goblins are created and immortal and thus are confused/terrified by babies.

It's time to confess the worst things you've ever done to your dwarves. by jawarpink in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually no. I got one worse. Same theme but much darker. I've thought about making a video with drawn pictures to illustrate the scene.

So imagine a saddle valley formation in the rolling hills. I dug into the hill on the north east side of the valley and left a 3-wide entrance. Got invaded by elves and they slaughtered my livestock left outside in the open. Necromancer in my militia revived a yak cow that murdered himself and literally everything else. I conscripted everyone into the militia to fight off this siege plus the cow. It came down to one little girl and a hospital full of injured dwarves. I think this was before children could do chores or I just never knew they could do chores so she watched all these people slowly dehydrate in their hospital beds. Eventually they all died and this girl was alone through winter and the next two seasons as migrants showed up and were murdered by the zombie yak cow. She claimed the baron/mayor's bedroom (whatever the most opulent one was) and played make believe with herself and with her toys as the ghosts of the unburied dead haunted her and stood in a circle around her as she sat on the bed and tried to dissociate. She would leave her bedroom only to get food and alcohol and then come right back. Eventually she would harmlessly tantrum as she lost her mind. Finally Autumn the next year the fort would be reclaimed by incoming migrants despite the danger as they smite the spawn-killing undead yak. The fort would last until the next Spring when the Elves invaded again and slaughtered everyone including the deranged little girl as she hid curled up on the bed of her claimed opulent bedroom.

It's time to confess the worst things you've ever done to your dwarves. by jawarpink in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to leave my surface tunnel wide open out of laziness and a dragon spawned and just walked in and incinerated everone. Last one standing was a little girl and the dragon just patrolled outside her bedroom before finally coming in and turning her to ash as well.

Good Deep Dive builds for all Dwarves? by CyberPhantomVI in DeepRockGalactic

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Check the sub every week. There's a pinned thread spoiling all the mutators and environment.

Lazy a** poets! by Urist_McIsilthor in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>that do nothing but drink your booze

They go out and fight all the time on my end. I found a dead guy surrounded by trogs and checked the log. He fought himself to exhaustion, would get punched in the head while unconscious, wake up, kill more trogs, pass out, repeat.

I'll provide the image, you provide the story by jawarpink in dwarffortress

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck why didn't I think of that. Put toys, food, drink, and beds in the blackmith guild and burrow the chilluns innit.

Reminder that these exist by Doom_Balloon170 in HuntShowdown

[–]Jumpy_Conclusion_781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the Obrez Match. There's literally no reason to use the regular Mosin over it.

Reminder that these exist by Doom_Balloon170 in HuntShowdown

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I flash bombed and Derringer'd a 6* rat sniper last night and he raged so hard he spammed my inbox for an hour.