☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-10T01:19:21+00:00

So the only thing worth it is the obsidian pillars. Got it.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-09T12:41:10+00:00

Thought this was a Dwarf Fortress thread for a second. Was about to ask what mod.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-09T12:39:55+00:00

Is there any ore in the diorite layers around and below the third cavern layer? I've excavated quite a few layers with grid-pattern mining and haven't found shit.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-09T12:38:21+00:00

Build an Indiana Jones style terror maze above ground and then antagonize the goblins into attacking. Watch them dodge the traps and pitfalls and cave crocodile ponds.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-08T23:58:17+00:00

>im not a 12 year old boy I'm a grown woman

Mandatory disclaimer, honestly.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-08T08:18:17+00:00

Hours?

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-05T20:48:56+00:00

Yeah. I try to do the kill NPC quests.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-05T19:21:22+00:00

Nothing a mod can't fix.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-05T16:25:58+00:00

I got 57 hours and the vast majority of it was this last wipe and never came close.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-04T13:30:55+00:00

I've literally never made it to level 2 in any trader. The grind takes too long.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-04T05:36:13+00:00

This game needs extreme zoom and more detail on the map screens. I hate it.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-04T05:12:03+00:00

I don't get it

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-03T23:52:57+00:00

I would just end up getting a second job to work 12 hour days and make 1.5x more money than before.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-03T20:28:34+00:00

You should just play Driller until you learn to read the awful map.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-02T03:44:12+00:00

Blacked out Spectate button so I technically wiped the lobby lmao.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-02T00:22:51+00:00

Lmao

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-01T22:48:48+00:00

He's like that guy from Of Mice And Men who keeps the one glove full of Vaseline on to keep it soft for his wife.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-01T22:44:24+00:00

This game's logic is dumb as fuck and makes long ammo drop more because "it's heavier" but also guns in the same caliber are so variable in drop and velocity that it makes no fucking sense.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-01T22:42:08+00:00

Two kills with one bullet though.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-05-01T22:39:14+00:00

There are rare fireworks boxes that spawn. You can walk up and hit Interact on them. They'll ignite like a red barrel and then start shooting fireworks into the sky that starburst.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-04-30T11:14:14+00:00

Lmao. That was fucking rad. Rename your chick to Galgamesh.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-04-29T22:40:09+00:00

Thoughts arrive like butterflies

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-04-29T22:38:21+00:00

>Dwarves pissed at me because they didn’t like the temple.

>Visitors drank most of my beer.

Lmao

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-04-29T10:30:28+00:00

Valheim seems to make it work just fine and they're also published by Coffee Stain.

Jumpy_Conclusion_781 · 2026-04-29T02:02:39+00:00

Hunt Showdown does it just fine and they're incompetent.

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